Monday, July 23, 2007

Villain Voice: Issue 6


Barry Bonds hit 753 a few days ago. He now needs 3 more to go to break the great Hank Aaron's record. The more boos Barry gets the more potent his bat becomes and the jeerers actually become his homerun fuel.
The villains helped the captain regroup,refocus, and rebound in order to lose over 3 pounds this week and say no to the real life rogue of fries with dinner! Fuel for the weight loss machine? Always!! Better luck next guys. Maybe there is an old lady crossing the street you can trip. Keep being mean, but never lean. maybe someday you can moe out of your parents basement.
Jeff

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

.2 Eleven more pounds to go"
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Anonymous said...
You were constantly moderating all comments. How would that give you the incentive to lose weight. The villains were not defeated, but had a huge win, because you "captain" could take the heat. You still decided to stay in the kitchen. Villains 6, Captain 0.

Perry

10:46 AM


Anonymous said...
You were constantly moderating all comments. How would that give you the incentive to lose weight. The villains were not defeated, but had a huge win, because you "captain" could take the heat. You still decided to stay in the kitchen. Villains 6, Captain 0.

Perry

10:46 AM


Anonymous said...
What's going on here? Very weird.

Carl

10:55 AM

Anonymous said...

Bunch a big fat rat hoes on this site!!!! Punk Ass Trick.

Black Dawg

11:03 AM
Anonymous said...
What what is that you did? Were you arrested?

Carrie

11:05 AM
Anonymous said...
Was it something you were working on in your basement?

Carrie

11:05 AM
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11:09 AM
Anonymous said...
I have never posted before but always found your website quite interesting and helpful. To be honest with you though, it sounds like you are not a normal person.
Good luck in your weight loss.

Jenna

11:15 AM
Anonymous said...
Why does this website focus so much on your parents basement? What is the villains voice? Creepy.

Terrance & JoAnne

11:18 AM
Anonymous said...
This site reminds me of the "HOSTEL"....So demented.

Vernie Hallaway

11:30 AM
Anonymous said...
Why all of the hostility on here today? It's funny, but Jeff needs serious help and encouragement. Please don't tease him.

Uncle Joe

11:37 AM
Anonymous said...
You all a bunch a white crackers. I'm the real meal.

Black Dawg

11:46 AM

Anonymous said...

The Crabster thinks you should chew your cookies before drinking your milk. The Crabster thinks vegetables are good for you. The Crabster recommends that you put your pants on one leg at a time.

Crabby McSlutty

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Anonymous said...
The Crabster is shocked and awed. The Crabster thinks you are losing weight too fast. The Crabster recommends Wendy's to help you slow down this sickening freefall.

Crabby McSlutty

12:55 PM


Anonymous said...
Nice scam Jeff - but great results since your obesity surgery.

Ernesto, see you at the class reunion.

7:25 PM


Anonymous said...
i guarantee you will always be in the top 5%....of nerdiest people in the world. get a pasttime.

8:49 PM

Penelope said...

I haven't decided whether or not to recognize Barry Bonds when he breaks the record. Hopefully, it won't happen in Houston (or against Houston).

Go 'Stros

--P

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Anonymous said...

Robert dont encourage this freak, he is referring to the Big Monster Index, not the body mass index. And I bet a 1000 bucks he had his stomach removed, fat dudes don't just lose 150 pounds. By the way, Jeff is a 25 on the big monster index, and the scale only goes from 1-10.

Ballbuster

5:58 PM
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Anonymous said...

maybe its the "bloated moron index" BallBuster. Or how about the "bowel movement index" maybe Jeff eats a lot of laxatives.

Larry

7:31 PM
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