Friday, July 06, 2007

Villain Voice issue 4: The Evil Twin



Well it has an event filled couple of days with the Captain being impersonated by an evil twin posting both on my blogs and the blogs that I frequent. He/She gets an A for effort and is the featured Villain of the week. Unfortunately, I failed to hit my goal and the evil Captain kicked my ass. Good job!!!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

You're a real Joker, Captain Flab!

"The Catpan"

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Anonymous said...
Please call us. Are you ok? We know you are alive and posting, but your family is worried sick about you. Nobody wants anything bad to happen to you. We all love you and want to see you. And yes, Jesse is your son. The test results were positive. We are all so happy for you Jeff. Quit running from us. Your mom and dad are waiting by the phone for your call. They just want to talk. Your brother said not to worry about the money and jewelery. He will take care of it. Please get your medication. You are the only one who can refill it. We're all here for you.

Edward

10:50 AM

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Anonymous said...
Jeff why do you keep erasing our messages. We love you and only want to see you get your life back on track. Dr. Frank explained to your parents about how unhealthy it can be to lose weight as fast as you are. When you combine that and the way you are doing it, with the chemical imbalances, bad things can happen. Just like they did last summer. You have been doing so well, too. We love call. Call us.

Jodie

11:01 AM

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Anonymous said...
You are hurting us by doing this to yourself. Please stop. We want you to be thin and healthy too. But, not if it means destroying your life to get there. Please call us so we can talk. I can meet you alone if that is what you want. Everyone is really worried. Please call me Jeff. Are you even in California at this time. Come home please.

Edward

11:50 AM


Anonymous said...
Don't be alarmed by the trolls and jokers. Although I have not been on my medication, I have been able to keep a good piece of mind most of the time. The doctor did warn me about the ill effects of extreme dieting when using a prescription drug like I used to use. I just don't want to go back on it. It caused me to gain so much weight. It is only very seldom that I have outbreaks and fits. Hours later I don't even remember it. Looking forward to meeting you all.

11:56 AM


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Anonymous said...
This blog seems like a god damn soap opera. You've got villains, family members, friends, enemies, weight loss and porn. What's the plot, I ask?

Confused in California

12:52 PM

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Anonymous said...
Where are all the funny posts that are usually on here?

Jeremy

4:22 PM
Anonymous said...
Jeff ate them.

ANON

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Anonymous said...
Anyone have any exercise equipment that they are trying to get rid of?

If so, give it to Jeff!

He needs it.

While your at it recommend him to a good doctor!

"THE DONG"

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Anonymous said...
You so fat you Wheat Thicks.

Parker
LOS ANGELES

1:34 PM