Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Villains Voice issue 2


I hope the segregation isn't dampering your mood. The featured villain this issue is Captain Cold. He gave the silver age Flash a real run for his money. Although once he did team up with the flash to defeat Colonel computron. I do have thank the villains for motivating me to lose one more pound and get down to 228. They helped me defeat the reallife villain Colonel Sanders.

The Captain

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Next thing you know you'll be growing a little white beard, be back up to 360 pounds, and people will be calling you the "THE REAL COLONEL SANDERS"

You are what you eat PORKY

Speedo

4:22 PM


Anonymous said...
SHOW US YOUR TITS JEFF!!!!!

"CRABSHACK"

5:13 PM


Anonymous said...
LOOKING AT YOUR PICTURE,I THINK YOUR FUCKING HEAD WEIGHS 228 POUNDS.

FUCKEN' DISGUSTED IN CALIFORNIA

6:08 PM


Anonymous said...
WHICH LEAVES ME TO ASK THE QUESTION...HOW IN THE WORLD DO YOU PUT JUST YOUR FACE ON THE SCALE??

6:13 PM


Anonymous said...
Let the world wide web know the villains have taken over the universe.

Speedo

6:20 PM


Anonymous said...
Better call superman:)!!!!

6:24 PM


Anonymous said...
who's a bigger geek? the captain or Clark Kent? start a poll on that Captain Fat Butt.

K. Pimp

6:26 PM


Anonymous said...
Jeff,
If you put a sombrero on, you'd look like the HAMBURGLAR!!!!!

Joe C.

6:28 PM

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Hey Dog..you like Duran Duran? I'll bet you do cause damn bro "You Are Hungry Like The Wolf"

You the fat dog! HA

Jimbo

7:42 PM
Anonymous said...
Where art thou fellow villains?

Jeff, It kind of sucks that you are selective in putting certain people's comments before others. This site used to be really cool. There used to be funny, rude, serious, sincere and sincere comments on here. Now there is just a bunch of other fatties posting. You suck!

Sherman

9:36 PM
Anonymous said...
Jeff a.k.a. "Thrice the man",

You still real big. Can't anything get in yo way cause yo eat it. One bite. It's done. Over. You wont even chew your food. Cause you still real big. Good luck getting the weight off. You will look better someday. Just not in this lifetime.

Henry
Fresno, California

Anonymous said...

You are a very pathetic wimp, blocking out the only people that ever supported your fat face.

Crabby McSlutty

Anonymous said...

If weight loss is so fun, you and your followers must pretty god damn unhappy. You should seek help, seriously.

Geoffrey

Anonymous said...

7:36 PM
Anonymous said...
You WILL gain it back and more.

Speedo

1:29 AM
Anonymous said...
What are your fans going to think when they find out you really got the surgery on your stomach? This site has turned into a huge scam, good job.

???

5:12 PM
Anonymous said...
I can not believe it. I don't want to believe it. You were such an inspiration for so long, and to find out you were a liar and actually got the surgery disgusts me. You WILL get what is coming to you.

Parker

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Who will save us from evil doers? Jeff will. He will barbecue them on skewers and eat them as snacks after he dips them in ranch dressing.

Anon

4:58 PM
Anonymous said...
Hey Dude,

Dumb website. Stupid idea. Complete waste of time.

5:04 PM
Anonymous said...
I agree, this site and Jeff are full of SHIT. In fact, I pulled up this website and my girlfriend wanted to know if I just farted.

It STINKS!!!!!

Conrad

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Who shit their pants? This site stinks.

6:22 PM


Anonymous said...
I've seen diarrhea that smelled better than this shit. I think I'm gonna vomit.

6:46 PM




Anonymous said...
Finally this site has some humor again. Keep it up Jeff. Not just your weight, but the humor.

Duece

9:30 PM

"The Captain" said...

Anonymous said...
why these guys cap on u? Shit this brother weigh in 275, leve Jeff alone, be cool. Aint disprepectin bein overwait.

peace out.

7:52 PM


Anonymous said...
Are you claiming you've grown your hair out and look like some dude playing guitar now?

You can't drive 55.....You can't drive at ALL!

Speedo

7:55 PM


Anonymous said...
i bet he drives 155....to the donut shop..lmao

8:37 PM


Anonymous said...
If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen.....Shit, ain't nothing gonna make you leave the kitchen. DAMN STRAIGHT

Kickin' ass on the WILD SIDE!

Motley Crue rocks.

The Ya Man

8:42 PM


Anonymous said...
Vikings are awesome. Class of 2003 RULES.

Jeff you look GREAT....if you're trying to be the "BIG" man on campus..HA HA HA

Corey

8:46 PM


Anonymous said...
Hey Jeff why don't you ride that bike you had in college to drop some weight. Oh yeah I forgot, that bike was imaginary

9:45 PM