Sunday, March 18, 2007

A message to the Peanut Gallery

.I usually don't respond to the peanuts. I try to shake off the criticism like water off a duck's back. But one nimrod told me to turn Dr. Phil off. Jimmy, without Dr. Phil I wouldn't have had the keys to lose 112 lbs. I owe a great deal to his show and hope to meet him in person someday to shake his hand. If it wasn't for him I would have ended up like this gentleman.Next week the good doctor is having a show on juvenile delinquents. Maybe you should tune in.
The Captain


Anonymous said...

The only keys you have is the keys to the foodlocker. It's got plenty of Duck,Hog Back, and strung up pyschobable seasoned with "peanut" buttter. Go worship Dr. Phil Assfuck. My friends can't stop laughing at your dumb fuck attempt to lose a few pounds.

Anonymous said...

I know pussy is a dirty word to you, but I just bought a big stick to knock the ugly bitches out to make room for the fine bitches.
Houston,Tx where everything is bigger in all the right places

Spider63 said...

I am glad that you got some kind of inspiration from Dr. Phil, but I think he is just like Maury or Jerry Springer, except he tries to look like he cares about people. Maybe he does? I will check out his show again when I can.

"The Captain" said...

Some of the people on Dr. Phil's show can't be helped. I tend to only watch his show when it deals with obesity though. His CD program on weight really helped me.

mrjwhit~ said...

Hey Cap. Glad you found inspiration in Dr. Phil's show. I've never been a talk show fan, but that seemed like a helpful show. Keep rocking on brother.

CactusFreek said...

Spider63, Dr Phil is NOTHING like Maury or Jerry Springer!! You take that back!! *slap slap*
I've learnt a lot from Dr Phil over the duration of his show.

Who are these anonymous dickheads who keep leaving messeges?
"My friends can't stop laughing at your dumb fuck attempt to lose a few pounds.
Jimmy" Jimmy, i doubt very much that you have friends!...idiot

"The Captain" said...

Thanks for the support.

Anonymous said...

Cactus, you fat ass! Why don't you get off this holy fat bashing sight and get back into the buffet line. "Slap, Slap". That is about as fag as that 12 inch dildo you have shoved up your ass you homo. I guess you have not noticed but Jeff want's this sight to be like a Jerry Springer sight. Go back to fatty ville and eat a burger loser