Sunday, April 15, 2007

Welcome Mike Huckabee to a FinalFifty.com interview




The Captain is playing a belated april fools joke on all my fans. But seriously gang, a final fifty congratulations to Governor Mike Huckabee. He has lost over 100 lbs,like the Captain, and kept it off. Here is the most reliable source on the internet,WIKIPEDIA.COM, story on how the Governor journeyed from being a big fattie to a FIT and Trim future president.

Health advocacy and personal weight loss

When elected governor of Arkansas, Mike Huckabee was significantly overweight. During 2003, physicians diagnosed the governor with adult-onset diabetes and informed him that he would not live more than 10 years if he did not lose weight. Prompted by this diagnosis (as well as the subsequent death of former Governor Frank D. White, whose obesity led to a fatal heart attack), Huckabee went on a diet. Huckabee subsequently lost over 110 pounds,[10][11] according to a New York Times article at a pace so rapid that "it was as if he simply unzipped a fat suit and stepped out."[12]

He has publicly recounted his previous burdens as an overweight man: the steps of the Arkansas capitol building from the entrance of the building up to the Governor's office were so long and steep that Huckabee would be out of breath and exhausted by the time he reached the top of the stairs; Huckabee secretly feared that he would be interviewed by media at the top of the steps, and that he would be unable to respond appropriately due to his overexertion and breathlessness.[13]

Huckabee has talked about his weight loss and made health care reform a major component of his later tenure as governor. This has included a well-received series of productive dialogues between leaders in the food industry and leaders in public health.[14]

Huckabee ran in the 2006 New York City Marathon.[15]

48 comments:

Anonymous said...

NRA asshole. Obama for President.
Ann

Spider63 said...

What's with all those little numbers? Are you getting paid per sentence? Are you part of Huckabee's presidential campaign? Have you turned heel and become a promoter?

Anonymous said...

Spider,
I am sure Huckabee wouldn't want to be associated with my webiste. I just copied his weight loss profile from wikipedia.
The Captain

Anonymous said...

Spider,
I don't even think google would let me be an advertiser, let alone a presidential candidate. Way to many 4 letter words. Although politicians like one 4 letter word CASH
The Captain

Anonymous said...

I hate Democrats. Get a brain Ann.

A.

Anonymous said...

I bet spider is a Democrat too. Fat, lazy, blames his problems on everybody else. Plain and simple, a loser. You a Democrat too Jeff?

A.

Anonymous said...

I bet Jeff is a democrat. He seems to have a kind heart. A and Gov. Huckabee can go shoot defenseless small adorable animals to make up for their small penis size. Spider, you seem to like adventures. Single?
Ann

Anonymous said...

Ann,
All the guys who post on this site have a small penis. Quit bashing and start loving people.
Jenny

Anonymous said...

Please, please, Ann. If spider gets you pregnant, please abort that ugly bastard. If you need I can send you a clotheshanger.

A.

Anonymous said...

and Jenny, go fuck yourself you Demo piece of shit.

Anonymous said...

seriously dude, you need to get laid....

Anonymous said...

JEFF NEEDS SOME PUSSY!!!

Anonymous said...

OR MAYBE SOME COCK!!!!!

Anonymous said...

OR MAYBE SOME COCK IN HIS PUSSY.

Anonymous said...

OR A BIG COCK IN HIS ASS!!!!

Anonymous said...

OR....MAYBE JEFF NEEDS TO GET TITTY FUCKED

Anonymous said...

AND BUTT FUCKED AT THE SAME TIME.

Anonymous said...

Damn, Jeff, you still haven't lost that final fifty? Think of your super ex-girlfriend when you want to eat and that should make you sick enough so you don't eat.

Joe

Anonymous said...

Joe>why are so rude to Jeff? this is a family site, keep it clean fuckhead.

Anonymous said...

A.
J-LO's hot. I just hate fatties. Joe's either the caption's Buffet Buddy or his Hometown Secret Pal. An outside possibility is he is the guy who finished 2nd place at the last hot dog eating contest on ESPN. Jeff's greatest victory besides being the freak of the month on the Dr. Phil's show. Thanks for speaking the truth A
Blockbuster

Anonymous said...

I think the caption is that big apple on those "fruit" of the loom adds. Joe, are you his banana
BlockBuster

Spider63 said...

How come all you gutless faggots keep posting under anonymous aliases. Come out of the closet and show yourselves so that we can come by and give you a beatdown.

BTW, why do you gals have no links? Post your links, and your e-mails, along with a phone number, photos, and a good time to drop by your house when your husband is at work.

"The Captain" said...

A,
Stay in Oregon with your racist rants. It has no place in a site designed to help fatties become fitties.
The Captain
p.s. Joe, don't be bringing up my super ex girlfriend. That's not nice

Anonymous said...

When did final fifty become PC? Your pretty selective on what type of speech you ban on your site. A. was just poking a little fun at the serious problem of illegal immigration similar to your lame ass site only attempts to do for the epedemic of obesity. Long term,fatties like yourself and your ilk, will cost this country ten times the amount of money than Julio and Maria do after they swim accross the Rio. J & M take up less space,smell less, and get out of bed everymorning unlike most lardies. Apologize to A. You stupid retard.
BlockBuster

Anonymous said...

heck ya,,BB,speak the truth. About time to see something intelligent here. keep it real Buster. Quit bein a jerk Jeff R.

sammy

Anonymous said...

Actually blockbuster,

I'm the guy your girlfriend gives great head to. And your mom says, "Hi" also

Joe

Anonymous said...

hey guys!!! heres aquestion for you. why do fat people stink?? that way blind people can hate them too . fat people are the reason for world hunger, cos they hog all the food

mr know it all said...

i bet A. is just a fatass skinhead whose wife doesnt want to have sex with him , get a life fatass and have sex with your pets since your wife doesnt like you

Anonymous said...

Joe,
My girlfriend and I have an open relationship. I just hope she grabbed the junior condoms and charged extra for doing a show for a fattie like you. I would put a link to her webcam, but Mr. PC would just edit it out.
Mr.Knowitall,
Leave A. alone . He just spoke his mind and just pushed a truth to far asswipe. I doubt he is a skinhead. Probably just an overworked workingstiff overly upset about illegal immigration fucking up this country. Only a sick fuck like yours would talk about having sex with a dog. Idiot
BlockBuster

MR. KNOW IT ALL said...

hey bb, i put that on there because i think i know who A is. i dont care what he stretched a lil too far. noone likes illegal immigration except illegals of course. that topic had nothing to do with my point, speaking of which why dont you mind your own business dipshit. oh by the way go F youself and quit masterbating in your own feces

mr.know it all said...

the capt. wont edit it send us a link to girlfriends webcam , we could all use a laugh or two

mr. know it all said...

by the way, there are only two reasons to have an open relationship.1) you two arent really into each other and are ultra liberals or 2) you are trying to make money pimping her out . which is it blockbuster??

mr.know it all said...

by the way blockbuster ,if you really want to know whos fucking up this country its tree hugging, baby killing queer embracing fucked up democrats like you and your girlfriend who sit around thinking up new ways to be immoral while masterbating in your own feces

Anonymous said...

Knownothing,
My gal might throw a fattie like Joe a show for enough cash. A sick demented Ted Bundy fuck like you,no way. So what if my girl shoots videos. I support her 100 percent. We work hard for our monies unlike the illegals that A. got a little hot under the collar with. Go fuck yourself you hipo republican bastard. Your ilk is the only thing I hate worse than tree huggers. Rent my girlfriends videos, and then rail against her immorality. The kind of sick shit your into is illegal in most countries.
BlockBuster

Anonymous said...

Knownothing,
Who is A.? publish his name. I would like to meet him,shake his hand, and buy him a drink. I see A. as a guy who drinks a few to many and spouts his mouth off. Big fucking Deal.
BlockBuster

mr. know it all said...

im sick??? im not the one selling my girlfriends porn.. and by the way lying on your back or doing a table dance isnt hard work.. people who live in glass houses shouldnt throw stones you are the fucked up one ,brain busted

mr. know it all said...

yessir by your description of A , i can see why two peas in a pod ,degenerates with a half baked brain and half cocked mouth

Anonymous said...

Knownothing,
My girl burns more cardio in one table dance than Joe and The caption get all month. It's a living you hipo. Go stalk someone else arsehole.
A. is that buddy you take to a bar and he ends up punching someone for looking at him wrong. He is what makes America Great. He needs to calm down, but he always stands tall. Very unlike hipo rep cowards like you.
BlockBuster

MR. KNOW IT ALL said...

selling drugs is a living too, but it doesnt make it right dimwit. is that really the best argument for hers and yours immorality?? i expected better reasoning than that from you, why i dont know.. guess i gave you too much credit ,silly me . if hes what makes AMERICA great were all in deep shit without a paddle. what else do you believe in ?? underage prostitution?? people like you are what makes AMERICA a cesspool that decent people have to live in. GOD have mercy on all of us especially YOU and your whore . MR.KNOWS A HECK OF A LOT MORE THAN YOU AND YOUR WENCH EVER WILL.

mr . know it all said...

p.s. in case your wondering,ive never been to a strip club or the like. besides the obvious immorality ,i never saw the point in it. another great way for overworked working stiffs to piss away their money. it would be foolish to spend that money on something positive like say taking care of your family. naw now thats a WASTE of money. im really impressed with your justification for your immorality sounds like you have a wonderful girlfriend ,boy , just like dad married huh??!!!

mr. know it all said...

one last note to brain busted .. when you can come up with a REASONABLE argument for why you and the whore do what you do ,then im willing to listen.. until then just know that you and your disease spreading whore arent doing anything worthwhile. i just hope you two dont reproduce, we have enough filth in the world dont you think?? or is it that you just dont care ?? OR IS IT BOTH?? you know what would really be poetic justice ?? if she contracted the h.i.v. virus and gave it to you !!! maybe you could give it to A. after you bring him back to your place to fuck your girlfriend after getting drunk at the bar. then we could kill 3 birds with one stone.

"The Captain" said...

Gang,
I guess the group is getting some WWE smackdown exercise. Knowitall VS. Blockbuster. If this event gets to out of hand I am going to ask spider to shoot his web to pull you guys apart. McMahon and trump are out of town for this event, so the captain running this show. Keep it fun guys.
Jeff

mr.know it all said...

poop on you and keeping it fun. p.s. go get some crunch n munch

Anonymous said...

The only thing Spider shoots is a load of steroids into JOsh's ass.
Jimmy

mr. know it all said...

no posts from brain busted tonight. how disappointing. OH!!! it must be HIS night to have sex with his disease spreading girlfriend. oh well ,maybe hell post tomorrow night when its someone elses turn to fuck the wench. by the way just out of curiosity brain busted do you kiss her after shes given 10 to 12 blowjobs to other guys? you know tables dances not only give her a great cardio workout but the protein she gets from blowjobs hasnutritional value too!! and me the silly guy that i am thought going to the gym and eating sensibly was the key !! man, am i behind in the times or what ?

mr. know it all said...

no posts from brain busted tonight. how disappointing. OH!!! it must be HIS night to have sex with his disease spreading girlfriend. oh well ,maybe hell post tomorrow night when its someone elses turn to fuck the wench. by the way just out of curiosity brain busted do you kiss her after shes given 10 to 12 blowjobs to other guys? you know tables dances not only give her a great cardio workout but the protein she gets from blowjobs hasnutritional value too!! and me the silly guy that i am thought going to the gym and eating sensibly was the key !! man, am i behind in the times or what ?

mr. know it all said...

just so everyone gets this straight once and for all!!!there are two things that make AMERICA great 1) guys who like to get drunk at bars and punch people out just for looking at them and 2)women who sell their bodies for money with the added bonus of getting STDs at no additional charge!!! AMERICA ,wow , you gotta love this country and all the great people who make it truly worthwhile ,i.e.,( the disease spreading whores and the drunk fucks who who actually stand for something meaningful )

Anonymous said...

Heres a tip for all the overweight people trying desperately to lose weight. Get .your jaw wired shut for 6 to 8 weeks and that should help considerably, and if that doesnt work super glue your lips in conjunction with the first tip and that should suffice