Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Late Night Run



Thanks for the tips guys. I forgot I needed to go out for my late night run. I broke even this week. Another gooseegg. Rats! I am pondering whether to quit creatine again. I think I might be retaining to much H2O.

39 comments:

Anonymous said...

The Hoover Dam holds a lot of water. Your just FAT.
Jimmy

Anonymous said...

no wonder there's a water shortage, your FUCKING hogging all of it!

A.

Anonymous said...

kids in ethiopia dying of thirst and you've got more goddamn water than the Indian Ocean.

Fuck!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Jimmy,
Is "A" your DM for Dungeons and Dragons?
Gregory

Anonymous said...

I am absulutely disgusted with your site. You have no morals, no sympathy for others, or an ounce of decency.

Judith

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Anonymous said...

Jeff Rhodes,

I just got home from my weekly bible study. The ladies and I held a special prayer for you this morning. You're site here promotes pornography and illicit behavior. I just want you to know that Jesus loves you and we pray that you will turn to him for guidance. If you like I would be more than happy to mail you a bible.

Judith

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Anonymous said...

show us some titty Judith!

Anonymous said...

I agree Jeff, church people suck ass. Fuck those prudes.

Anonymous said...

I agree jeff, I hate fat people too.
Blockbuster

Anonymous said...

This is the best fatbashing site on the web. We need Jeff to go on Howard Stern.
Blockbuster.

Josh said...

I'm going to read your blog more often because of this.

Josh said...

I just read the rest of your blog. Disregard my last comment.

Stay on the creatine. It's good for your brain (do a search) as well as your muscle. You want to burn fat, not lose water. If you want to see the scale go down just to feel good for a week, cycle off it. I always drop 3-5 pounds when I do. And when I get back on it?

I put it right back on. Who cares? Actually, I prefer the way I look with creatine in me. Fuller muscle, for sure.

Anonymous said...

Jeffs right BB, fat people suck, their fat becuase there to lazy to do shit. Keep up your work Jeff, too many people are nice to fat people just because there ugly. We need more people to be mean, maybe they get smart and lose there fat asses.

Spider63 said...

I would like Judith to lick the crack of my ass all the way up to the nut sac after I have been working out at the gym and doing cardio.

Then I would like her to give me the best bj that she possibly can and swallow the load.

I pray she will mail me a bible with nude photos of her in between each chapter. That will get me to read the bible a lot more.

Even better if she rubs her snatch on the spine until she cums on the bible and then mails it to me so that every time I read the bible I can smell her funky odor.

Judith, I am praying for you.

Anonymous said...

you're fucken sick spider, love it.

Anonymous said...

Jeff needs to shoot videos of homeless people fighting for a bucket of Church's Chicken. They could use their shopping carts as weopons. Bumper cars for poor people. That would be badass.
Blockbuster

Anonymous said...

When I picture Jeff running in lycra one thing comes to mind, popping open a can of Pilsbury biscuits...nuff' said.

Spider you are truly sick and I love you for it, me-oh-my-oh.

Sally NC

Anonymous said...

Show us some titty Sally

Anonymous said...

Josh looks like a pussy, I think he's a faggot. What do you think Jeff? Too many steroids or what. I bet he takes it in the ass.

Slim Jim

Anonymous said...

What happened to Dave, Basher, and Jimmy? Did Jeff eat them? Jeff's fat because he thinks running for office is exercise.
Blockbuster.

Anonymous said...

BB if he did eat them they are only an appetizer. Jeff's problem is that he confuses losing elections with losing weight.

Anonymous said...

when you ran for mayor, did everybody make fun of you becuase you got no votes? Do you think people didn't vote for you becuase you are fat?

Anonymous said...

Jeff Rhodes, mayor of fatsville!, welcome to city hall, aka hometown buffet.

Anonymous said...

McDonald's is hosting an online reality series to discover the next Mayor McCheese for their 21st century ad campaign,I'm loving it large". Sort of an American Idol for fatties. Jeff you would be a shoe in.
Blockbuster

Anonymous said...

More of a double(triple) chin in BB

Anonymous said...

Fat people smell like donkey shit

Anonymous said...

BB I think the 1000 lb. man might give the fapton a "donut run" for his money, since he is slightly heavier. But he has that perfectly round stupid face, slap a fake mustache,or have him drink chocolte milk, and shazam,McDonald's has its new Mayor. They could pay the fapton in hamburgers,fries, and double oreo shakes. Oops,math error, it would be cheaper to pay him millions of dollars like subway does for Jarrod Fagel.
Jimmy

Anonymous said...

Totally support you 100% Jeff. Fuck the fatties!!! They do nothing but make this world a shitty place to live in. Jeff for PRESIDENT.

Jack Johnson
And no Gerbil T and Gregory can't "Jack my Johnson"

Spider63 said...

time for a new post, beeyotch.

Anonymous said...

Hey Jimmy, when Jeff says his weight is 350 or however fat he is, is he referring to just his head? Your right, that head is just as round (but bigger) than a basketball. And you are right, it is much cheaper for Mikkie D's to give him a million bucks than all the burgers he could eat.

Keepin it real, A.

Anonymous said...

Anybody have any Raid, we seem to have a spider problem.

A.

Anonymous said...

Is all that water you are retaining in your face? Is that why your face is so fat or do you have twelve twinkies stuffed in your cheeks? Please let us know.

Anonymous said...

JUDITH, you sound like a prude.. but i still wouldnt mind seeing your tits. i i get really turned on thinking about a bible thumpier doing a strip tease for me. can you also show us a lil hair if its not too much trouble.. maybe grsbbing your ankles. ty much, sincerely, the boys

Anonymous said...

judith, dont send jeff a bible , he might it eat it !!!! by the way how about some more nudie pics. the others were fabulous

Anonymous said...

judith?? who names their child judith??? it actually sounds like a chastity belt or some other form of an anti sexual device. i bet your pussy is as dry as the mojave desert!! hey speaking of which if yoiu send me your address ill lube you up

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