Monday, November 27, 2006

Thanksgiving 0 The Captain 0



The Captain barely broke even with the big bird. However, I should be able to snatch a pound away from the old bearded man next month. Hopefully I still won't be nursing an injury that I sustained at the track last week. Remember,stretch stretch and stretch some more. Keepin it lean, but never mean.
Final Fifty,
Jeff Rhodes

42 comments:

Anonymous said...

the only thing your breakin is the scales lard butt.

Anonymous said...

What did you do at the track, break your foot when you got out of your car?

ASU RULES!!!!

Anonymous said...

Oh Jeff, you are so hot...come to AZ, I will definately make it worth your time big boy.

Nikki

Anonymous said...

All you can think about is snatchin' those cookies from Santa!!

ASU sucks balls.

VA TECH KICKS ASS!!!!

Vernie

Anonymous said...

What happened to you at the track last week? I was thinking you maybe fell and hurt your knee when you were running.........to the SNACK BAR

Edwyn
Atascadero, California

P.S. Funny site you got here. We definately have that in common Jeff. We both love ripping on fat suckers.
-Ed

Anonymous said...

Were you at the Hollywood Park Racetrack.....Running with all of the other horses!

Give up dude...It's your only hope.

Jake
Van Nuys, CA

Anonymous said...

VA TECH?

go kiss my ass.

Anonymous said...

Keepin' it lean? Good one fatso. I prefer to keep it mean.

Ted

Anonymous said...

It's hopeless man. Just get the surgery and move on.

Anonymous said...

You gonna snatch a pound away from the old bearded man huh? At least I know you have a girlfriend now! She don't get mad when you call her that? What injury did you sustain? A sore jaw from eating to much turkey and cranberry.

There's only one way to do it and that's HOOKER STYLE.

Where do live in Arizona Nikki? I'm going to send the animal control center out and have them put your fat ass in a cage.

Anonymous said...

You should post a pic of yourself. I just got a brand new 62" widescreen, so you should be able to fit on the screen.

Pimpin' it the only way I know how.

The Rhode Island Hooker

Anonymous said...

An injury at the track? I didn't know you bet on the ponies. What happened? Did a horse kick you because you were trying to steal some food from out in the stables.

Just having a grand ol' HOOKIN' time.

See ya at the glue factory fatso.

Anonymous said...

lamest website on the entire net. what are you looking for? a standing applause? good job? you should have never gotten so fat in the first place. if you spent half the time exercising as you do on this stupid website you would be a skinny white nerd (as opposed to a fat white nerd). No wonder everybody makes fun of you. get a clue and a life.

sick of fat whiny people looking for attention in wisc.

Anonymous said...

Is this site for real or a parody/satire site?

cynical in TX

Anonymous said...

hey maddog.
belgrade1861 here. did u see Devito on babs walters or the view or whatever it was?Hollywood is so damn dumb it's obscene. People couldn't figure out if he was drunk, dumb, or retarded or what.

Almaden wine is pretty good. Share the plan.

Anonymous said...

Almaden wine rocks. I love drinkin' that #### when... Almaden wine rocks. I love drinkin' that shit when I get high. The buzz is out of this world. Ever drink Cuervo Gold Tequila with Almaden White chasers. A real rush man.

SID, Alaska

Anonymous said...

The magic is in the herb my friends. Relax and let mother nature take control. Let your body ride like a soaring bird across the clouds. Become one with wind, as your spirit is lifted over trees.

Ride on,

Ulysses

Anonymous said...

Any older big women looking to hook up this weekend in Las Vegas. The trip is on me. Will pay for flight and room. You must be late 40's to early 60's. Mature to say the least. The larger the better. Hit me up.

Robert
Nevada

Anonymous said...

I smell ass. There must be a fat person nearby. All the fatties smell like a bunch of rotten farts.
Always and forever,

Damien

Anonymous said...

This is a serious question Jeff. What weighs more.....You or a baby elephant? I know your not like really fat, like a full grown elephant. Are you as big a baby elephant or bigger? Please answer as soon as possible. I bet my friend $20 you aren't.

Troy, San Diego, CA

By the way, cool site. Good luck in weight loss. Stay skinny.

Troy, San Diego, CA

Anonymous said...

Oh that's easy!!! Jeff is probably bigger than a baby elephant. In fact, he is about the weight of 2 year old African Elephant with a healthy food supply.

Lawerence
Tempe, Arizona

Anonymous said...

Ha Ha. That's funny. Maybe you could take Jeff in for show and tell one day at school. Although you would have to get permission from the circus because he might have a show that night.

Clyde, Arizona
Rock on ASU

Anonymous said...

Sutter Home is my poison of choice. Almaden ranks high though. What's up with Gallo at the present time. Hope they have something in the plans for 07. Can't wait.

Walt
California

Anonymous said...

Maybe Jeff should start hanging out with Paris and Britney? They are both thin!!!
ASU and Virginia Tech bite me
USC rules

Anonymous said...

You will never get my ass Hooker. Only polite guys like Jeff stand a chance to score with these double DD's. I am used to taking money from chump ass bitches like you who cannot score. I hate f'ken jerks like you.

Nikki

Anonymous said...

I rather be fat like Jeff than be a USC fan...OK, well maybe not that fat.
Stevie
Gold Rush Country

Anonymous said...

**** you hooker ****!

Nikki

Anonymous said...

Trojans suck!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

ASU Sucks!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Fat people suck!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I hope you enjoyed eating the flesh of the turkey you murdered.

still angry in Seattle

Anonymous said...

Robert, you are one sick individual. Going hogging in Vegas, huh? I wish I could help you but I don't know (or want to know) any fat chicks. I think you need to find some help. Seek out a therapist. I think you are mentally ill.

J.D.

Anonymous said...

Is this website for drunk fat people?

Anonymous said...

Troy in San Diego,

Lets take a look at your question regarding the baby elephant. At birth Troy, a baby elephant weighs approximately 300-350 lbs. So at his heaviest, Jeff was actually larger than a full term healthy elephant. Now, since Jeff has lost some of this weight, he is actually smaller than the average baby elephant. In comparison, the average hippo at birth is 200 pounds. So if you and your friends suggested Jeff was larger than a baby hippo, you would be correct.

So the bottom line. Jeff is smaller than an elephant and larger than a hippo.

Roger

Anonymous said...

I smell ass too. Damn fat people stinking up everything.

Ted

Anonymous said...

Hey Nikki, you a hooker? How bout a freebie? I'm much better looking than Jeff.

Hook me up girl.

Blake

Anonymous said...

wat up fat bitches? got me some money,looking for some big honey. look up big daddy in Philly town for a little ho down. keep it tight but never uptight Jeff my man.

BD

Anonymous said...

I agree with JD. Who in their right mind would me... I agree with JD. Who in their right mind would mess around with a fat chick. that's some gross ####. too many good looking ladies to waste time with the pigs. Your a sick bastard Robert. spend a little $$ and get a ####.

Anonymous said...

you are an arrogant piece of dog shit Blake. Nikk... you are an arrogant piece of dog **** Blake.

Nikki

Anonymous said...

PETA: People eating tasty animals

Anonymous said...

Florida is going to kill Ohio State

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