Friday, November 03, 2006

Ditto


I goosed egged it again. The captain might need to regroup. Maybe the group has some ideas?

47 comments:

Anonymous said...

First,
Walking bites. You need to get your big body moving fast. You have to move faster Captain.
Scotty

Anonymous said...

Maybe Rush can give you some training tips? Wasn't he a green beret in Vietnam?

Anonymous said...

Like Judith, in a previous post, said Jeff - "Be Proud Of Your Accomplishments". Wait a second, WHAT ACCOMPLISHMENTS?????? Your only accomplishment in the last week was finishing off two buckets of KFC all by yourself...That's something to be proud of!!!!!

Chet

Anonymous said...

Who weighs more? Rush Limbaugh or Jeff Rhodes?
Anonymous

Anonymous said...

I see nothing has changed PORKY. Still the same blabber with no results. Glad your not my captain...It would be a losing season...and I don't mean weight wise. You've lost 9 pounds in 5 months!!! That's SO SLOW, it's probably unhealthy. YOU ARE not the goose egg, YOU ARE the goose's ASS. Get a life!!! Wished I lived in Nebraska with Senator Clarence...NO FAT PARENTS, VOTE FOR CLARENCE!!!

Hell ya,
The HOOKER

Anonymous said...

Ever thought of going to Fat Camp? (For 2-3 years)

Sticky in Sarasota,FL

Anonymous said...

You and Rush are both idiots. Are you friends? Do you share recipes? Obviously, you don't share your food. Both you and Rush must be on The Fatkins Diet.

Victor
California

Anonymous said...

Why don't you try popping some ludes like Rush does and you might see some results.

Anonymous said...

Why don't you do Rush's imitation of Michael J. Fox? It should boost your basal metabolic rate.

Anonymous said...

What is this....lifestyles of the fat and hopeless??? Jeff, stop being a blogger and start being a jogger. 9 lbs in 5 months...pathetic. This site should be called the final 50 years. I think the ice caps are going to melt before we see 50 lbs out of you big boy.

Mike
Honalulu, HI

Anonymous said...

I came across this website several weeks ago and find it quite interesting, to say the least, Jeff. I am currently attending classes at UC Davis as a medical student. I have read many of your recent posts, and see that a few of your readers ARE aware of the health risks associated with obestiy. The one thing that obese people have going for them are in the case of flesh-eating diseases. If you ARE super-obese and aquire a flesh-eating disease, you'll still probably live for 10-15 YEARS!!!! HA HA

Sunderpal Bathe

Anonymous said...

Yeah, your the captain and this boat is lost at sea. I vote on demoting you to private. You are like that chubby private on full metal jacket who hid donuts in his foot locker and couldn't do a pullup. If you were in the army you would be slicing potatos. I hope you do lose all that weight for your own sake, I just dont see it happening. I went to high school with this fat chick, just saw like three days ago and she's fatter now - 4 years later. Saw her at the mall with her fat chick firends at the food court. It was gross dude. I just think that fat people will always be fat. But good luck anyways.

Later,

Woody

Anonymous said...

HA HA HA!!!

Another goose egg?

TED

Anonymous said...

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IT'S CALLED SCOTCH TAPE FATSO!!!

TAPE YOUR MOUTH SHUT AND QUIT EATING LIKE A HIPPO!!!!

Anonymous said...

c'mon people, this is supposed to be a serious site. Be nice, OK?

Anonymous said...

Jeff,
It really sounds like you got it goin' on. You got it all...The flabby thighs, beer belly, love handles, bat wings, and chunky ass.

William, Ontario, Canada

P.S. What's that saying..."He was born with a silver shovel in his mouth"

Anonymous said...

Funny site Jeff Rhodes. Please tell everyone to checkout my new site>>>> fat-people.net It should be up and running soon.

Anonymous said...

Your audio blog said you have a political business. Are you sponsoring any petitions.

http://www.petitiononline.com/fatppl/petition.html

Matt
Redwood City

Anonymous said...

I am not one to vent, until now.
I am a single male, and have been doing the online dating thing for the past 4 years, i am sick and tired of fat women responding to my ad when it says specifically that i am not interested in overweight women...do they not look in the mirror?...5 foot 2 inches and 200 lbs IS NOT AVERAGE!!!! i am sick, sick, sick of them all!! sick of meeting women who are not honest about being fat...YOUR FAT, NOT " A FEW EXTRA POUNDS...A "FEW" IS 3, NOT 30...YOUR FAT, YOUR NOT "AVERAGE."DEFINED BY BODY MASS INDEX, IF YOU DONT FALL INTO THE "AVERAGE" PART OF THE CHART YOUR FAT!.... "CURVY" IS JUST ANOTHER TERM FOR FAT!....YOUR NOT LARGE! BASKETBALL PLAYERS ARE LARGE! DO YOU PLAY BASKETBALL?.....YOU ARE NOT IN SHAPE IF YOU ARE ROUND, ( ALLTHOUGH ROUND IS A SHAPE BY DEFINITION ) you say you exercise?? walking to the fridge does not count as going for walks...stop lying to yourself, stop lying and wasting our time, you have a better chance of falling out of bed dead in the morning running for the doughnuts then you do of landing someone who is truly average in shape, thin, or slim in body type.
stop wearing sexy clothes! you do not look like naomi cambell, and your stomach is not something that should be revealed to the public, neither are your fat arms....COVER UP FOR CHRISTS SAKES! we are not looking at you in admiration or appreciation, we are gawking at you in disgust and pity, that you actually think you look good in 3 sizes to small shirts and jeans.....your boobs are not attractive, and cleavage on fat women should not be exposed!....10 pounds of fat with a nipple on it, is still 10 lbs of fat!you see yourself as sexy??? well your the only one who does!..you think your b/f or husband thinks you look sexy?? put him in a room with a thin woman...and you will see how mistaken your assumptions are...its her BODY he is looking at.
standing next to a fatter women then you doesnt make you look skinny, it means to fat chicks are standing side by side....exercise is not an activity....ITS A WAY OF LIFE IF YOU WANT TO BE THIN!!

Anonymous said...

Another GOOSE EGG? What the hell, dude? You must be eating like a bird!!! (Not like a goose, LIKE A TERADACTYL)
Greg Asdorf

Minot, ND

Nice weather out there in Cali...I used to live there...Good Luck on your weight loss.

Anonymous said...

What kind of website is this? Jeff, it is obvious that you're a guy with a huge sense of humor and appetite! You're quite the ham. Oh sorry, did that make you hungry?

Duane
Amargosa Valley, Nevada

jeffrhodes said...

Ernie,
I have to edit your post. I will put it up on Thursday. Remember,we have free speech with a pg 13 guideline.
I will be posting everyone's comments on thursday. I hope everyone is doing well on their weight loss journey. Also, thanks for the tip on moving fast.
Final Fifty,
Jeff Rhodes

Anonymous said...

I hate PG-13. I will usually never watch movies that get that rating. Why not make it a G rating. You've got enough cartoons on your blog of golden eggs and talking tiny tacos. R is much better. It's a free speech thing man. If people don't want to read it, they don't have to. It's not like it's X-rated with a bunch of pics (of Kelly) showing off her huge ass. When I say huge, I mean huge. Sorry for your inconvenience Jeff. I just want to make sure she reads this.

Anonymous said...

I need to comment on an earlier post. To the dude who searches for ladies on the internet - get a clue man. If you are looking for gals with "lots of personality" (ie. fat chicks) then you are looking in the right place. Think about it buddy, what good looking honey who gets asked out regularly is going to be surfing in cyberspace. The only chicks on the net are the overweight virgins who never went to the prom and got laughed at in high school. And dude, if you are a normal guy why are YOU on the net looking for chicks? Seems to be just a bunch of desperate chicks and dudes "looking for love in all the wrong places", to quote an Eddie Rabbit song. You get what you deserve when you meet your date and she is "a little overweight." Quit being a sucker. NORMAL CHICKS ARE NOT INTO INTERNET DATING. Got the point. Now go out, buy a "NO FAT CHICKS" bumpersticker and throw it on your truck. The hotties will come running.

Jared - UCLA

Anonymous said...

Hey Jeff,

I checked out that petition you recommended about fat people wearing bacon hats. That's some funny stuff man. I signed it too. Will they really make that a law if enough people sign it? I told my girlfriends roomate about the new law, shes fat too. She said its stupid. I told her she going to have to wear one of those hats. Keep up your good job. Let me know if you have any more good petitions.

your bro,

Matt

Anonymous said...

You sick people disgust me. Overweight people are beuatiful, caring, and intellectual beings. What happened to compassion? Please give Jeff the credit he deserves.

Judith

Anonymous said...

I want to vomit every time I see Rush Limbaugh's ugly face. I am so happy the reptiles(republicans) lost their butts yesterday. If you like Rush I hope you stay fat forever. You mentioned you are a politician or have a political business? I hope it fails just like your diet.

Rainbow Power

Anonymous said...

Jeff,

Congratulations on your 100 pound loss. That is truly an amazing feat! It gives me the encouragement to shed the 30 pounds the doctor told me I should shed. Keep up the good work.

Ralph

P.S. Do you know much about or recommend the atkins diet? My friend says it is the fastest way to lose weight.

Anonymous said...

Saw this dude on Inside Edition tonite, 1200 pounds. Hasn't left his bedroom for 5 years. I am a little overweight myself, seeing that made me realize being 50-60 pounds overweight isn't that bad. At least we can still function in society. My personal goal is to lose 30 pounds next year. I just joined the gym and walked 1 mile on the treadmill today. It's a good start for me. Have you considered putting any good diet recipes on your site? Just an idea that may help people out.

Thanks.

Anonymous said...

Hey Jeff, I just left a post but forgot to mention something. One friend told me that lifting weights will keep me from losing weight, to stick to the cardios. I decided to walk a mile on the treadmill a couple times a week and cut soda pop from my diet. Hopefully I will see a change. What's your take on the weights?

Douglas

Thanks for anything you can recommend.

Anonymous said...

I am so sorry o blogger master. I will be pg-13. I will be pg-13. I will be pg-13. Whatever the hell this damn Ernie writes I could care less. And as a matter of fact, no one gives a goose's ass what is posted and what isn't. Just because you have no control over your weight, you want to get control over your blog. HA HA I will pray to Jesus before I blog. I will ask my mom to proofread my blog before I send it. I will not willfully let minors onto a blog. I will ask forgivness if thou shall cuss on finalfifty blog. You are a GOOSE'S ASS!!!!!!

Harold
I'm hard as ever, in all the right places...Blog that!!!

Anonymous said...

I'm angry at fat people who come to my home and ruin my furniture.One fat-assed #$#@ sat on my wooden glider rocker and now it has a permanent squeak! Thanks alot jelly belly Kelly. I can understand why the airlines charge your big bertha asses for two seats,you ruin thecushions forever.Someone needs to start a BIG #$#@FURNITURE business.Next time one of you fat ass ### waddles up to my door all out of breath,I'm gonna yell sorry we gave at the food bank.These #### actually think they can lean up against my kitchen counter,whoah there Shamu, you're wrecking my ### house.You ### up my toilet seats and use half a roll of toilet paper to ##### as wide as the spread of an eagles wings.And I don't ever wanna hear "I really dont eat that much",#### you ate my husbands dinner,a whole ### chicken as a snack.Then at Thankgiving you have the nerve to burst out crying because somebody says do we have any rolls and everyone looks at you.Then you wear a bikini and have the nerve to jump in our swimming pool,#### we paid for the water you just sloshed all over the neighborhood and our 8 foot deep pool is now 5 foot deep.Fat people really ###me off, I hope you see this Kelly!

Ernie

jeffrhodes said...

Douglas,
I think weight training is important. Also, I do not endorse that online petition. I will be weighing in tommorrow.
Final Fifty,
Jeff

Anonymous said...

RECIPE FROM THE RHODES KITCHEN:

1. Two hams
2. A game hen
3. 1 1/2 pounds bacon
4. Kingsize Snickers Bar
5. Cup of sour cream
6. 2 sticks of butter

Put it all in a large blender. Blend till smooth. Then pour into medium size sauce pan and bring to a boil. Simmer for 30 minutes. Add Crisco to taste. Enjoy. Goes good with a gallon of egg nog.

Submitted by "THE HOOKER"

Anonymous said...

One word of advice Jeff. You should delete the comments from these idiots. These morons are trying to distort your message. Good luck with your weigh-in tomorrow. I am cheering for you!!

Judith

Anonymous said...

Hello Jeff,

Don't let these idiots ruin your weight loss goals. I happen to like big men. There's more "meat" on them.
You know what they say, (at least my girlfriends and I), ########################################
Kylie.

jeffrhodes said...

Judith,
Thanks for the encouragement. Harold,
Your recipe contains to many carbs and to many Trans Fats. However, unfortunately that used to be a staple of mine.
Final Fifty,
Jeff

Anonymous said...

Kylie,
Sounds like you'll jump into bed with anything. You should really look into bestiality. From your post, I think you'd like it. Think about it over a couple of gallons of ice cream.

Harry

Anonymous said...

Have you weighed yourself lately? Bet your one of those "great personality" ladies...RIGHT? Jeff, heard you are doing a movie...A spoof on a Brad Pitt film...It's called FAT CLUB!!!! You both can smoke some ****** together
Harry

Anonymous said...

Jeff,
You should rename this site to outlaw weightloss. There is no warden and the inmates run the asylum.
Stevie

Anonymous said...

I take that back. Wasn't there a warner bros. skit where Porky Pig was the sheriff?

Anonymous said...

Maybe you can't lose any weight because you're going into hibernation YOGI... Where's BOO BOO?

Grant in Aromas, CA

Anonymous said...

Mind your own business Judith, you old hen.

Anonymous said...

Hey Ernie, where you from? I know this huge chick named Kelly. She lives in Portland. I used to knock her sister. Funny if its the same fatty. She's about 26, must weigh 350.

RJ

Anonymous said...

Hey Jeff, thanks for the advice one the gym. I weighed myself yesterday at the gym. They have this accurate scale, I lost a pound yesterday.

Douglas

Anonymous said...

Good Recipe Hooker. You forgot to mention the serving size.

"Serves one Rhodes as an appetizer or family of four in China for a week."

HA HA HA!!

Ted

jeffrhodes said...

Great job Douglas.
Jeff