Thursday, December 28, 2006

Thin people have problems too

I am looking forward to the weigh in on Saturday. Herbal T said he was going to log in tonight and say hi. I hope all your weight loss goals come to fruition. Don't give up!!!
Final Fifty,
The Captain

91 comments:

Anonymous said...

WTF???!??!? That video was as stupid as you thinking you can lose 50 lbs.

Bo Skinny

Anonymous said...

what the hell, I think youve lost your mind Jeff

Anonymous said...

where you from Skinny? Not you Jeff, you're fat.

Anonymous said...

Jeff,
I just got back from the GYM. Never give up buddy.
Gregory

Anonymous said...

St. Louis....lots of fat people roaming around there. Kinda like this site.

Bo

Anonymous said...

St. Louie, right on. COol town, except for the fat asses

Anonymous said...

Any hot ass ho out there living in the Greater Sac town area. Like em chubby. Good times. Caesar

Anonymous said...

Bo Skinny,
Actually the video was funny. "That video was as funny as you thinking you can lose 50 lbs." is more appropriate.
Wow Jeff on a scale and Gerbil T checking in. Don't overwhelm us "Captain"
Jimmy

Anonymous said...

Where's the Gerbil..Did you do him in the ass too hard..FAG Lover!!!

Larry, Keno, OR

Anonymous said...

If you're a "chubby chaser" you struck God Damn gold with this place. I think Becky was lookin' for some play. Becky...where you at chubs??

Skinny

Anonymous said...

Gregory,
We drove Steph,Douglas, and Becky off this site. Beware.
Jimmy

Anonymous said...

Where da ho Becky? Sugar gots a nice rack.

Rodney
Redding

Anonymous said...

Jimmy,
I always stay positive. Focus on my fitness goals.
Gregory

Anonymous said...

You talkin' bout her spice rack? Yeah, I'm sure it is nice. Has a lot of spices too. Gravy, chocolate, butter, frosting.....

Skinny

Anonymous said...

Nice one Skinny...My kind of humor!! You a cajun man?

Anonymous said...

Herbal....Herbal.....come out and play.

Anonymous said...

He's in must be in bed....WITH JEFF!! Joseph, Eugene OR

Anonymous said...

Becky here. Jeffs the only nice guy here. The rest of you are bitches.

jeffrhodes said...

Well Gang the captain is going to bed. Chainsawing did me in. Unfortunately I wasn't able to walk the five miles tonight. I am going to take gregory's advice and focus on my fitness goals. I will post your comments tommorrow

Anonymous said...

Always up for some "cajun spice". Like I said, we got a lot of rhinos here but we got some fine ass women too. Gotta watch it though, you get talkin' to a hot one and the rhinos get mad and attack. Why fat people are so loud and obnoxious I'll never figure out. Maybe they have fat vocal chords too.

Skinny

Anonymous said...

hey ceasar, call herbal, im sure hes up 4 anything

jeffrhodes said...

Last post until tomorrow. Good night and good luck.
The Captain

Anonymous said...

OK MR."I'm in control blogger". I hope you choke on a turkey bone or a lump in the gravy!!! You disgusting piece of human flesh!!

AnOnYmOuS

Anonymous said...

Becky and some bitches. That's what I'm talking about.

Anonymous said...

Stupid site, whats up with this censure crap?

Anonymous said...

who you going to bed with?

Anonymous said...

I think Jeff and Herbal are a couple.

Anonymous said...

Good night Jeff. I know you will accomplish your goals.

Becky

Anonymous said...

No Jeff...you mean you're not able to walk 5 miles ANY night.

Anonymous said...

becky's sitting on my lap right now, were going to talk about the first thing that pops up.

Is Gerbal sitting on your lap right now Jeff?

RJ

Anonymous said...

Hey guys, going to VEGAS!! Meeting some good poon. Be good.

Ted

Anonymous said...

Hey You Fat Dumbass! Why don't you let people post?

Iggy Wells

Anonymous said...

I think gegory's a faggot.

jeffrhodes said...

Thanks Becky for the support. The site is going to be going into overdrive soon.
Captain

Anonymous said...

what's the hell, can't post anymore without be censored, thats crap Jeff.

Anonymous said...

where's this Gerbal dude Jeff,
Erik

Anonymous said...

wassup??

Anonymous said...

You should rename your site.
FINAL FIFDY: ALL BLOG,NO JOG
Jimmy

Anonymous said...

wassup Jimmy?

Anonymous said...

Your forgetting "and a whole lot of HOGS!!!"

Anonymous said...

Don't say Hog Jimmy, now Jeffs thinking about bacon

Anonymous said...

Filling in for "The Hooker" Hopefully we can run off Becky and Gregory.
Jimmy

Anonymous said...

Sewey!!!Sewey!!!

Anonymous said...

Gregory's a homo and Becky is a fat hog.

Anonymous said...

You leave a voicemail icon so we can all yell "your fat" Isn't the written word enough porkchop???Lame
Jimmy

Anonymous said...

Jeff has to censor this site, he needs LOTS and LOTS of reading material on the toilet. W/ that kind of intake, you must figure that he s*&%$s like 20 pounds a day.........hello plunger.

Anonymous said...

whats this shit, gotta download crap to leave you a message, yeah right.

Anonymous said...

Some friend of mine told me about this site at work, I love making fat jokes and learning more fat jokes and making fat people cry and pointing at fat people and watching fat people in their slippers at the store scuffing their sausage toes with their 4 gallon soda and giant bagof chips.

Anonymous said...

Jeff,
I noticed in the archive that you are bodybuilding and recommended bodybuilding.com. How is that going for you?Have you switched to cardio? Why don't you post your workout routine?
Gregory.
Heterosexual in Hartford

Anonymous said...

Gregory, just come out of the closet and make it official, we all know.

Blake

Anonymous said...

Jeff Rhodes Workout:
10 a.m Getting out of BED
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10:30 a.m Lifting 3 12 lb hams onto the skillet
12:00 p.m Walking 1/4 mile going back and forth at Home Town Buffet.
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2:00 p.m. lifting Dr. Phil CD, or some other physco babble into his computer.
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2:30 p.m. Grabbing phone to call 4 extra large combo's from Pizza Hut.
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5:00 p.m Getting his fat ass into the computer chair and updating the comments for final fifdy.
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6:00 p.m Posting something moronic or a link to another self deceived fatty trying to shed 100-300 lbs.
7:00 p.m. Have sex with wife/girlfriend/domestric partner
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7:01 p.m Turn the comment feature off for finalfifdy,eat 100 weiners in 9.79 seconds and goes to bed!!!
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Jimmy

Anonymous said...

Hey Gregory, quit leaving stupid, inflammatory posts would you?

Blake

Anonymous said...

Mr Jeff Rhodes,

This is the president of Goodyear Corporation. We would like to talk to you about securing your services for the Rose Bowl this News Year Day. Unfortunately, due to high demand, we are running short of blimps this season. Since your measurements are almost identical to our fleet, we would love to meet with you to negotiate. Our preliminary offer is $20,000 or all the hot dogs you can eat the day of the game. Please consider and advise as soon as possible.

CEO, Goodyear INC

Anonymous said...

Jimmy,

7:00 should read "have sex with herbal T."

Otherwise, looks accurate.

Blake

Anonymous said...

Hey Jeff...shouldn't you be catchin' a plane to NY? Gotta get you ready to drop on New Year's....

The Cajun's Ragin in St. Louis!

Bo Skinny

Anonymous said...

What's your New Years Resolution? To lose another pound over the course of 2007.

When the ball drops at 12, be seen with a "looker"....But, the balls in your mouth belong to the HOOKER!!!

Anonymous said...

You god damn faggot...FAT HOMO

Woody

somewhere in oregon

Anonymous said...

Isn't Gerbil going to guest MC on Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve?

Anonymous said...

Go to hell Gerbil!!!

Woody

Anonymous said...

No, I think Jeff and Gerbil are putting together a Fat Boys tribute band.

Skinny

Anonymous said...

After your gig with Goodyear Tire Company we would appreciate it if you could come by the carnival just down the street. We would be interested in using your belly as a bounce house.

The Modest Mouse

Anonymous said...

Austin here.
Any fine ladies looking to get the shaft tonight?

Keeping it strong, and always long.

FAT PEOPLE SUCK DONKEY TESTICLES!

Anonymous said...

Greg and Jeff. Both of you are homos with the Gerbil up you ass.

Tommy "THE COCK" Edwards
Cock-a-doodle-doo

Anonymous said...

Actually, the bounce house idea would be bad news. It would turn out like the tar pits, with kids getting stuck in Jeff's rolls. Big time lawsuit.

Skinny

Anonymous said...

You guys are rude.
Anonymous

Anonymous said...

Shut the hell BITCH!

FUCK YOU
Karl

Anonymous said...

Can't you spell you shithead?

FUCK YOU,Kansas

Anonymous said...

Where's JEFF?

Anonymous said...

Piss off. This site kicks fat people ass!!!

Anonymous said...

Ever go to New Orleans/Mardi Gras Skinny?

Austin

Anonymous said...

Becky, you are a fat bitch. Sell yourself to the slaughterhouse!
Karl, OR.

Anonymous said...

Fuck this, fuck that, Jeff just ate a baseball bat.

The HOOKER....Finger Lickin' Good

Anonymous said...

Where's that chick Becky at? She got good tits? Where she live?

Gary J.
Somewhere in OREGON

Anonymous said...

Jeff, Did you really suck the Hooker's balls...? If you did, that's gross...Why did you put his balls in your mouth Jeff? Did you like it?

Wanting to know why in Nevada
Jeremy

Anonymous said...

Been to Mardi Gras a few times bro....always crazy sh*t going down there. Heard it was f**ked up this year. This Feb should kick ass. If Jeff goes down there and flashes for beads...they'll throw him buoys instead.

Skinny

jeffrhodes said...

Going to bed. I will post your comments in the morning. Leave a voicemail if you like. It should post immediately. Keep your goals focussed. Let's try to watch the language. It is a pain to edit post's @@@@
Final Fifty,
The Captain

Anonymous said...

Headed to South Beach for New Years. Got the hook up with the hotties. Jeff's got the deep fry with the fatties.

Keepin' it Real
Workin' on the Slammy
Jeff's at Denny's
Moons Over My Hammy

Skinny out for '06!!!

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately Jeff, I see that nothing has changed. Your message is being lost in the juvenile chatter. This website has lost its potential, it is a real disappointment. Fortunately, I have been able to seek encouragement in my struggle from legitimate and compassionate sources. I dare not mention thoses sites on this carnival, it may attract the hyenas as well.

With that said, I hope you have a prosperous and fruitfull new year Jeff.

Judith

jeffrhodes said...

Judith,
Have a happy new year. Sometimes free speech is tough. However, I can tell you since I have lost weight, that what is said on this site by the hyenas, which is mean for the most part, is said behind overweight and obese peoples back everyday. I have said it before. If a person can't stand up to hyenas and jackals how can that person ever say no to a snickers,ice cream,etc and people who push food on us. I really recommend Dr. Phil's book and CD"the ultimate weight loss solution solution" The CD's are the best. Take care Judith.
Jeff

jeffrhodes said...

Gang,
I am heading out for more chainsawing. I will post your comments. Please go a 4 letter word diet. Use them only in moderation.
The Captain

Anonymous said...

Hyenas? If you hadn't eaten like a hyena your whole life Judith you wouldn't weigh a ton. Why don't you and Jeff go chew on a Zebra or something.

Blake, so long fatties, heading to Florida for a week.

Anonymous said...

I ain't on no four-letter diet bitch.

Austin

Anonymous said...

I will not eat green eggs and ham... Dr. Seuss


I'll fuckin' eat anything with ham... Jeff Rhodes

Jeff likes bacon, Jeff likes ham, Jeff's at Denny's eating his 8th Grand Slam!

The HOOKER...Often imitated, but never duplicated.

jeffrhodes said...

Gang,
Herbal T had a difficult time leaving a comment. He left me a voicemail and I transferred it to Final Fifty voicemail. I will call him and tell him to push the comment button. Happy New Years
The Captain

Anonymous said...

Jeff,
Vince Neil is having a cruise,http://www.motleycruise.org/ You and Gerbil should go as a couple. It would be a bargain. The two of you will eat over $3000.00 worth of food while you are doing your physcobabble goal setting. Titus could also try to benchpress you guys.
Jimmy

Anonymous said...

Happy new years Jeff!

Becky

CactusFreek said...

I couldn't view the video. I feel like i'm missing out now lol

Don't worry about that smartass. It's funny how all the gutless commenters are "Anonymous" ppppft

jeffrhodes said...

Cactus,
Sometimes you need to push the play button more than once. Happy New Years.
The Captain

jeffrhodes said...

Becky,
Happy New Years. Leave a voicemail sometime.
Jeff

Anonymous said...

Why don't you change your name to cartoon freak or just plain freak.

Anonymous said...

Hey Circus Freak, are you the fat lady with the beard on tour with the carnival? I paid 5 bucks to see you last year.

R.Mansfield