Friday, December 22, 2006

Congratulations Herbal T

Interview with T

Add to My Profile | More VideosBret Silva,AKA Herbal T, has recently lost over 50 lbs in his pursuit of a musical "rap" career. T desrves a big Final Fifty congratulations.
Lates,
The Captain

89 comments:

Anonymous said...

Congrats Herbal T and Jeff for all your weight loss. You guys are motivating me to work out harder.
Gregory

Anonymous said...

Stupidist post yet.

Anonymous said...

Herbal T will win a grammy before Jeff loses his weight.
Jimmy
p.s. I thought K-FED was the ultimate no talent nothing until I saw a video of this loser. Federline is at least in shape and not blimped out like Jeff and Gerbal T.

jeffrhodes said...

Gregory,
Have a merry Christmas. I just got back from a 4 mile walk. Keep up the good work!!!!
The Captain

Anonymous said...

Is everybody you know fat and retarded?

Blake

Anonymous said...

Oh by the way, "lates"? What are you now, some pimp? Start pimping Steph and all the other fat chicks that you know. You might make enough to buy a cheeseburger.

Blake

Anonymous said...

you need to go on a 4000 mile walk.

Anonymous said...

congrats herbal on your crap career! why don't you make jeff one of your backup dancers! that will sell some albums.

Anonymous said...

dude looks and acts like a homo. you homo too Jeff?

Anonymous said...

Where's the pics Jeff? If you have really lost that must weight, prove it. Post a pic of you in a speedo. That other guy is right, I don't think you've lost shit.

Anonymous said...

If Herbal T takes the Grammy, Jeff would eat it because it sounds like graham cracker. Herbal T would be all happy he won until he finds Jeff with marshmallows and chocolate all over the place eating his award. The only way to avoid this is to tell Jeff he won a "Veggie" or "Frutie" or something.

Bo Skinny
St. Louis, MO

Anonymous said...

make sure you don't eat too much for x-mas. Yeah Right!!! you're gonna gain back the 100 pounds you lost plus some!!! Chow down Porky.

Anonymous said...

If Herbal T wins a grammy, Jeff will stop eating the hammy. Neither one is possible. You're all jacked up!!!! Otis Helms

Post some more Motley Crue videos you tub of lard. Those bitches are hot.

Anonymous said...

Herbal T???? The only fans this guy has are on his ceiling!!! This dude is a freak of nature, just like yourself Jeff, except smaller. The only rapping Herbal T should be doing is wrapping hot dogs in bacon for you Jeff. This site is a complete joke as always...A bunch a pics of fat people and now a rapper dude talking to Scotty...Guess that makes you the Captain "KIRK".

Where's that pic of yourself? Are you waiting for the satellite to hover over Cali again, so it can take your picture.

Gotta run...literally... 6:00 the morning everyday for the last 429 days. HOOKIN' it up!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Jeff: Please don't try to play santa this year. We don't want you to get stuck in the chimney.

Anonymous said...

Shopping list for Rhodes's Family Christmas:

1. Twelve large turkeys
2. Fourteen x-large hams
3. 20 gallons gravy
4. 50 pounds of potatoes
5. 24 pumpkin pies
6. 10 gallons eggnog

serves 2 (Jeff and his girlfriend/wife)

Anonymous said...

the two on herbals jersey, is that his IQ?

Anonymous said...

Merry Fatness!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Hey Herbal-

Change your name to Gerbal, crawl up Jeff's butt and DIE!!!!!

Dude, seriously, retard rap.

-Thinman
Nashville, TN

Anonymous said...

I wanted to send you a sports bra for Christmas, is your cup size D or Double DD?

Back in town, Ted

Anonymous said...

herb T's boobs are bigger than my girlfriends....and she's had implants.

Anonymous said...

Please keep it nice guys, Jeff is trying really hard to accomplish something wonderful.

Becky - and no I am not obese

Anonymous said...

Whose boobs are bigger Jeff? Yours or Herbals?

Ted

Anonymous said...

Jeff, whats the deal? Can't find a camera with a wide enough lens to take your picture? Enough is enough. POST YOUR PICTURES. If I have to contact NASA for you to see if we can use the Hubble, let me know, I have friends in Houston.

Blake

Anonymous said...

myspace.com/a place for freaks

Anonymous said...

shut up Becky, you prude.

Anonymous said...

Yo bitch, post some hot chicks like the ones with Vince Neil. That fat rapper dude sucks donkey balls. Hey Becky, You got any naked pics? Any topless shots?
Austin, Redding, CA

Motley Crue KICKS ASS!!!!

Anonymous said...

Hello Jeff,
I was wondering if you used to break Santa's leg when you would sit on his lap at Christmas as a child?
Carmen, ND
In shape and loving it!!!

Anonymous said...

Your music sucks Gerbil T! The only thing you have going for you is that you are not as fat as Jeff. You are fat, yes. But, fat as Jeff...NO ONE is that fat. And seriously, your music career is hopeless.

Darnell Lyons
Oxnard, CA

Anonymous said...

i was wondering if i could have a couple of herbals shirts?? i figure 2 or 3 of them would save me about 300 bucks in toilet paper costs!! see, fat people do serve a useful purpose afterall. patrick h. p.s. i was wondering if i could interview loser t. for my blog??? get some useful laughs, let me know

Anonymous said...

wassup dude, Heard about your website at school this afternoon. A few people were talking about it. Just checking it out. You got some funny ass shit on here bro. I workout a lot too. I play collegiate sports, so I have to. I feel it gives me a right to make fun of the fatties too. Maybe we can hook up for a few beers if I'm out in Cali at the beginning of February. I just wanted to respond to an earlier post that I read. We jacked up this fat old lady really good a few weeks ago. Long story short.....She's got a wheelchair ramp into her house front door. My buddies and I took some of the bolts out of the legs of the ramp and replaced them with really thin cotter pins. When this bitch got home from shopping or whatever she does, she got about 3/4 of the way up the ramp in her motorized wheelchair before the whole thing collapsed. You should have heard it. It sounded like a wrecking yard. Metal crashing and bending.....And here fat ass falling 4-5 feet right onto the bird bath. Damn right hilarious man!!! Wish you could have been there. Keep it real dude and make sure that fat guy Jeff gets what he deserves.

Kalib Buchanan
North Carolina

P.S. Mark my words, the Tar Heels are going to kick some ass this year buddy. Stay Cool.

Anonymous said...

Wanted to know if your gay rapper friend and you are thinking about doing any FATBOYS cover songs.

Hope you break your tooth on a jawbreaker!!!

Prostitution has always been a detriment to society...They never said anything about HOOKIN'

Anonymous said...

You guys have it all wrong. The 2 on Gerbil T's jersey is the number of CD's he's going to sell when his album comes out. He'll sell one to Jeff, which he will probably end up eating and he'll sell the other one to himself.

Go back to your exercise wheel in your cage Gerbil T.

I've never met a HOOKER I didn't like!!!

Anonymous said...

Jeff has Tar Heels too....from the holes in the asphalt when he runs.


Bo Skinny
St. Louis, MO

Anonymous said...

Hey Jeff, I just bought a new boat, pretty cool huh. Can't beleve the price of boat covers though. Could you send me one of your t-shirts? If its too big I can trim it to fit.

thanks,

Andy, Havasu

Anonymous said...

Kiss my ass Austin. I've been to Redding, you are probably an inbread hick like everyone else living there. If your tired of looking at your naked sister's pics, go rent a porno or watch your mom bone the mailman.

Becky

p.s. don't let these assholes intimidate you Jeff.

jeffrhodes said...

Greg and Becky,
I hope you had a great Christmas. I just got back from a 5 and 1/2 mile walk. I am going to do a weigh in next Saturday morning. Hopefully, I will at least break even with the old bearded man and possible with some luck,snatch a few pounds away from him. I talked with Herbal T tonight and he said he would visit the site and have a dialog with his fans. Keeping it lean, but never mean.
The Captain

Anonymous said...

Hey there Becky, How about the mailman, me, and you in a threesome. I'll deliver the package right to your back door, while the mailman puts his package in your "envelope". OH YAAA!!!! After it's all over you can lick my rubber stamper. You're thinking about, huh. "FIRST CLASS SEAL OF APPROVAL" Love to hear back from you Becky. Austin

Anonymous said...

I wonder how much it would cost to mail Jeff accross the country first class? Maybe all of us on the site could pitch in.
Jimmy

Anonymous said...

Good idea Andy, Maybe you can trade Jeff one of his T-shirts for one of your 12ft. rope tie downs on your boat.....He can use that 12ft rope as a seat belt to go around that fat ass belly of his. George, OR

Anonymous said...

Jeff,

When have you ever kept it lean???

Erin

P.S. Your site is disgusting.

Anonymous said...

Jimmy,
There isn't enough bloggers on this site to mail Gerbal T,let alone Jeff. Duh McFly

Anonymous said...

Doesn't your wife/girlfriend/gay partner get mad when you call him/her "the old bearded man"
Gary, Bend, Oregon

Anonymous said...

Why not ship him on a train with all the other elephants? HA HA

The allmighty HOOKER

Anonymous said...

Hooker,
That is some out of the box thinking. Sorry, I don't want to remind Jeff of his favorite restraunt "Jack in the Box"
Jimmy

Anonymous said...

Austin, I can only imagine if Becky was in Rhode Island. I'd stuff her "box" full of "male". COME AND GET IT!!!!

A HOOKER gets what a HOOKER wants!

jeffrhodes said...

Well I am going ot go to bed. I will post all of your comments tomorrow.
The Captain

Anonymous said...

Hey Becky, I would love to Jack in the Box. It's all yours baby.

Henry, Eugene, OR

Anonymous said...

Yogi's going to hibernate.
Jimmy

Anonymous said...

OK Captain Crunch!!!

Austin

jeffrhodes said...

Last one, see you guys tomorrow.
Captain out!!!

Anonymous said...

Hibernate? Hell no! He's going to a midnight buffet and won't be back for 8 hours.

Tommy "The Cock" Edwards

Anonymous said...

Last one? Last one what? Last buffet until tomarrow morning?

Tommy "The Cock" Edwards

Anonymous said...

crazy shit/sicck minds at work>lol

Anonymous said...

your wife has a beard?

Anonymous said...

Hey Austin and Henry, why don't you take your blue balls over to hooker's and have a gang bang. I hear he's a real slut, just like your mom, Austin.

Becky

Anonymous said...

Hey Andy, be careful about using Jeff's t-shirt as a boat cover. I know its big enough to make probably two boat covers, but you don't want the grease on his t-shirt staining your boat. And all the crumbs on his shirt might attract a family of racoons or something. Plus the sweat rings might taint your upholstry.

Better stick to e-bay.

Blake

P.S. Good job on the boat though, bitches dig em'

Anonymous said...

You may be right Jimmy, as fat as Jeff is though he might hibernate for the next three years. (and still be fat)

Anonymous said...

i don't think any of us could afford to mail Jeff to the next town Jimmy, let alone across the country. that would bankrupt Bill Gates.

Slim Jim

Anonymous said...

Oh I forgot, any of you guys recommend any sites with good fat jokes? You type in stupid ugly fat people jokes on Google and you get thousands of sites. Hard to narrow down.

Thanks,

Slim Jim

Anonymous said...

"Herbal-T"? where all the good names like "dumbshit" and "fat dude with no talent" already taken?

jeffrhodes said...

I had a good day chain sawing burned tons of calories. Going to walk a 5 miler tonight. Remember, the slogan of finalfifty.com,"lean,but never mean"
The Captain
p.s. Looking forward to weigh in on Saturday

Anonymous said...

jeff luv the format. great fat rippin' site Fat people SUCK!!!!!
keep it up.

Anonymous said...

Chainsaw? What did you do, cut up a cow or two to eat for lunch? Maybe a sheep for desert?

Erik D.

Anonymous said...

Jeff baked the largest cake in the world this morning. It was so big it took him all day to slice it with a chainsaw. Then he ate it in five minutes.

Anonymous said...

Hey thats mean Erik, actually Jeff was using the chainsaw to shave his back.

Blake

Anonymous said...

It was actually his girlfriends back Blake!

Erik

Anonymous said...

cool shit dude, comments post like instantly now.

Anonymous said...

where you from Erik?

Anonymous said...

What does the T stand for in Gerbil T? I think Jeff is delusional from eating to many Ho Ho's. He watched Texas Chainsaw massacre and thought he got some exercise.
Jimmy

Anonymous said...

Denver, you?

Anonymous said...

This website is a massacre

Anonymous said...

AZ bro

Anonymous said...

right on, used to date a bitch from Scottsdale, worked at Hooters down on Mill St by ASU.

Anonymous said...

Denver's cool, love the ball park there, Rockies suck though.

Anonymous said...

Fuck yeah they do, Im from southern Cali originally, Dodgers all the way - just up here working construction, too much fuckin snow to work right now.

Anonymous said...

later man, gotta go pick up the bitch right now, runnin late

Anonymous said...

later

Anonymous said...

Anyone else on right now?

Blake

Anonymous said...

Yeah Blake this is Becky, you guys are sooo rude.

Anonymous said...

Thats the point Becky, you some fattie looking for guidance or something.

Anonymous said...

Stick it in your butt Blake

Anonymous said...

I knew it, your a fat ass

Anonymous said...

outta here, too many assholes like you.

Anonymous said...

good riddance bitch

Anonymous said...

Blake, you still on, Ted Here.

Anonymous said...

Walking five miles? That must be the distance from Jeff's house to the Hometown, then to KFC for dessert, then back home again.

TED

Anonymous said...

you guys are all twisted.

Refuse to give name for fear of reprisal.

Anonymous said...

Had a good day "chain sawing"? Is that what you call it when you eat Jeff? Do you have to stop and sharpen your teeth halfway through? I'm sure it's tough trying to bite through bone with dull teeth.

Bo Skinny
St. Louis