Friday, February 23, 2007

Interview with Swamp Thing


The Captain is cruising in Cajunville trying to cut that elusive pound. Maybe the Swamp Thing can give him the motivation he needs?
Final Fifty

24 comments:

Spider63 said...

How about a Captain & Tennille clip? So are you on vacation in Louisiana bayous? Or did you just find some guy in a Swamp Thing outfit? Weird! You should go Hulk on him and kick his Swamp ass back to the bayou.

BTW, there was an episode of The Hulk TV series where The Hulk fought the actor who played The Swamp Thing (Dick Durock). Pretty cool, the Hulk kicked The Swamp Thing's mulchy butt.

Anonymous said...

spider said,

blah, blah, blah, blah, i'm fat and stupid, blah, blah, i'm a loser, blah, blah, i don't have a life 'cause im the size of a hippo, blah, blah, and blah.

'basher

Anonymous said...

Basher,
Why don't you shop your GED on Monster.com? At least get an online degree. Don't go through life being fat and stupid.
Gregory,
Hartford

Anonymous said...

Gregory,
Basher might be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but at least he is not a fag.
Jeff, you should wear a green suit also. It might hide a few of your chins.
Jimmy

Anonymous said...

jimmy,
The phrase is might "not" be the sharpest knife in the drawer. Your a bigger dumbass than Basher.
Jeff, lose some weight dude. I get more fatigued defending your lameass excuse for website than I did on my last 50 rep benchpress. Are you even a real person? STop filming weirdass shit of greenmen,walking in the dark, and trying to drive while spewing physcobabble and put some before and after pics. Put up or shut up. At least Spider shows pics of himself on his blob!!!!
Gregory,
Harford
Gregory,
Hartford

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Anonymous said...

where's the love guys?

Claire

Anonymous said...

Someone call an exterminator!!! Spray this spider with some shit that causes him to fall out of his web!!!
Still working on losing 1 pound? You are a pathetic piece of shit Jeff. You spend too much time hanging around your pet, Gerbil T, and filming swamp creatures. Fucking lose some weight dude. Post a picture of yourself. Post it in segments...God knows that's a huge file.
Still down in New Orleans, LA Skinny?
Long live THE FATBASHER.

I like chicks that are perfect tens...Jeff likes chicks that got ten chins!!!

You got a nice rack Claire? Post your shit up on Final Fifty.

Tommy "THE COCK" Edwards
"It's in the way that you use it"

Anonymous said...

There's lots of love here Claire. Jeff and Spider love food(obviously), Gregory loves taking it up the butt, and I love making fun of fat chicks like you Claire.

'basher

Anonymous said...

Tommy, I bet Claire does have a nice rack. I nice rack of porkribs between her sausage fingers!

'basher

Anonymous said...

Go fuck yourself basher and tommy.

Claire

Anonymous said...

O claire, talk dirty to me baby, I'm getting turned on...

'basher

Anonymous said...

Tommy,

Actually livin in St. Louis bro. I did go down to New Orleans for Mardi Gras. Bangin' as usual....literally. So much fine ass down there it's insane! Bunch of fuckin freaks too. In fact I think I saw Gerbal and Spider flashing for beads with their huge man racks.

Skinny

Anonymous said...

Hey Claire, I normally don't do fat chicks but with you I'll make an exception.

'Basher

Anonymous said...

Clair,
Don't fuck basher or Jeff. Do you really want to get involved with guys without High School degrees? I have a masters in criminology and work for the FBI. Look, I have supported Jeff because I felt sorry for him. He is hopeless and amlost as hopeless as Bahser, but come on. Give a guy who has ripped abs, and although on the thin side,rippped,a chance, not fat asses like Jeff or Basher.
Gregory,
Hartford

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Anonymous said...

Fuck you Gregory

Anonymous said...

Fuck you Gregory. FBI? Give me a fucking break. Oh, I didn't tell you, I'm actually an astronaut, just got back from mars this morning. All you are is a fucking homo and a liar.

'basher

Anonymous said...

Basher,
If you throw enough spaghetti against the wall some of it is bound to stick. Touched a nerve?
Gregory,
Hartford

Anonymous said...

Gregory,
Don't mention Spaghetti,Jeff might get excited. Spaghetti for Jeff is like GQ fags for you. Go life 10 lbs. a hundred times Fag.
Jimmy

jeffrhodes said...

Gang,
No posts of violence against other posters will be tolerated. Let's keep the site fun. It is actually fun to lose weight.
The Captain

Anonymous said...

Clair,
Don't feel weird and go to an adult bookstore to buy a strap on. Forget Gregory. I am not interested in Fat chicks, but if you go to any bars in the city and wait long enough, you will find a nonfag to f** you, in the **** not the ***. Gregory is right though, Jeff is not a real person. This site is a huge f*** joke on losers who need to lose weight. Clair, spend a few bucks and call 1800-jenny and ignore this site. Actually Gastro is probably the best option for you. Jeff f*** you for giving people a false hope.
Jimmy

Anonymous said...

I agree Jimmy,this website is lame. No pics, no proof jeff even exists, just lame shit. His profile says he lives in kinsburg, type it on google, its not even a city! Its all fiction. Jeff's like the wizard of oz or something.

'basher

Anonymous said...

Yuo guys are wrong! Jeff does exist. He's the guy they had to lift the roof off his house and use a crane to lift him out of bed. I am sure he is single because no one except a water buffalo would be with this 8th wonder of the world. Jeff, try fasting for a year. You might lose that final fifty