I am looking forward to the weigh in on Saturday. Herbal T said he was going to log in tonight and say hi. I hope all your weight loss goals come to fruition. Don't give up!!!
Final Fifty,
The Captain
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I need to lose fifty pounds Twice. Here is the start of the first fifty pounds
71 comments:
what the hell, I think youve lost your mind Jeff
where you from Skinny? Not you Jeff, you're fat.
Jeff,
I just got back from the GYM. Never give up buddy.
Gregory
St. Louis....lots of fat people roaming around there. Kinda like this site.
Bo
St. Louie, right on. COol town, except for the fat asses
Any hot ass ho out there living in the Greater Sac town area. Like em chubby. Good times. Caesar
Bo Skinny,
Actually the video was funny. "That video was as funny as you thinking you can lose 50 lbs." is more appropriate.
Wow Jeff on a scale and Gerbil T checking in. Don't overwhelm us "Captain"
Jimmy
If you're a "chubby chaser" you struck God Damn gold with this place. I think Becky was lookin' for some play. Becky...where you at chubs??
Skinny
Gregory,
We drove Steph,Douglas, and Becky off this site. Beware.
Jimmy
Where da ho Becky? Sugar gots a nice rack.
Rodney
Redding
Jimmy,
I always stay positive. Focus on my fitness goals.
Gregory
You talkin' bout her spice rack? Yeah, I'm sure it is nice. Has a lot of spices too. Gravy, chocolate, butter, frosting.....
Skinny
Nice one Skinny...My kind of humor!! You a cajun man?
Herbal....Herbal.....come out and play.
He's in must be in bed....WITH JEFF!! Joseph, Eugene OR
Well Gang the captain is going to bed. Chainsawing did me in. Unfortunately I wasn't able to walk the five miles tonight. I am going to take gregory's advice and focus on my fitness goals. I will post your comments tommorrow
Always up for some "cajun spice". Like I said, we got a lot of rhinos here but we got some fine ass women too. Gotta watch it though, you get talkin' to a hot one and the rhinos get mad and attack. Why fat people are so loud and obnoxious I'll never figure out. Maybe they have fat vocal chords too.
Skinny
hey ceasar, call herbal, im sure hes up 4 anything
Last post until tomorrow. Good night and good luck.
The Captain
who you going to bed with?
I think Jeff and Herbal are a couple.
Good night Jeff. I know you will accomplish your goals.
Becky
No Jeff...you mean you're not able to walk 5 miles ANY night.
becky's sitting on my lap right now, were going to talk about the first thing that pops up.
Is Gerbal sitting on your lap right now Jeff?
RJ
Hey guys, going to VEGAS!! Meeting some good poon. Be good.
Ted
Thanks Becky for the support. The site is going to be going into overdrive soon.
Captain
what's the hell, can't post anymore without be censored, thats crap Jeff.
where's this Gerbal dude Jeff,
Erik
wassup??
You should rename your site.
FINAL FIFDY: ALL BLOG,NO JOG
Jimmy
wassup Jimmy?
Your forgetting "and a whole lot of HOGS!!!"
Don't say Hog Jimmy, now Jeffs thinking about bacon
Filling in for "The Hooker" Hopefully we can run off Becky and Gregory.
Jimmy
Sewey!!!Sewey!!!
You leave a voicemail icon so we can all yell "your fat" Isn't the written word enough porkchop???Lame
Jimmy
Jeff has to censor this site, he needs LOTS and LOTS of reading material on the toilet. W/ that kind of intake, you must figure that he s*&%$s like 20 pounds a day.........hello plunger.
Some friend of mine told me about this site at work, I love making fat jokes and learning more fat jokes and making fat people cry and pointing at fat people and watching fat people in their slippers at the store scuffing their sausage toes with their 4 gallon soda and giant bagof chips.
Jeff,
I noticed in the archive that you are bodybuilding and recommended bodybuilding.com. How is that going for you?Have you switched to cardio? Why don't you post your workout routine?
Gregory.
Heterosexual in Hartford
Gregory, just come out of the closet and make it official, we all know.
Blake
Jeff Rhodes Workout:
10 a.m Getting out of BED
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10:30 a.m Lifting 3 12 lb hams onto the skillet
12:00 p.m Walking 1/4 mile going back and forth at Home Town Buffet.
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2:00 p.m. lifting Dr. Phil CD, or some other physco babble into his computer.
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2:30 p.m. Grabbing phone to call 4 extra large combo's from Pizza Hut.
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5:00 p.m Getting his fat ass into the computer chair and updating the comments for final fifdy.
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6:00 p.m Posting something moronic or a link to another self deceived fatty trying to shed 100-300 lbs.
7:00 p.m. Have sex with wife/girlfriend/domestric partner
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7:01 p.m Turn the comment feature off for finalfifdy,eat 100 weiners in 9.79 seconds and goes to bed!!!
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Jimmy
Hey Gregory, quit leaving stupid, inflammatory posts would you?
Blake
Mr Jeff Rhodes,
This is the president of Goodyear Corporation. We would like to talk to you about securing your services for the Rose Bowl this News Year Day. Unfortunately, due to high demand, we are running short of blimps this season. Since your measurements are almost identical to our fleet, we would love to meet with you to negotiate. Our preliminary offer is $20,000 or all the hot dogs you can eat the day of the game. Please consider and advise as soon as possible.
CEO, Goodyear INC
Jimmy,
7:00 should read "have sex with herbal T."
Otherwise, looks accurate.
Blake
Hey Jeff...shouldn't you be catchin' a plane to NY? Gotta get you ready to drop on New Year's....
The Cajun's Ragin in St. Louis!
Bo Skinny
What's your New Years Resolution? To lose another pound over the course of 2007.
When the ball drops at 12, be seen with a "looker"....But, the balls in your mouth belong to the HOOKER!!!
Isn't Gerbil going to guest MC on Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve?
Go to hell Gerbil!!!
Woody
No, I think Jeff and Gerbil are putting together a Fat Boys tribute band.
Skinny
After your gig with Goodyear Tire Company we would appreciate it if you could come by the carnival just down the street. We would be interested in using your belly as a bounce house.
The Modest Mouse
Austin here.
Any fine ladies looking to get the shaft tonight?
Keeping it strong, and always long.
FAT PEOPLE SUCK DONKEY TESTICLES!
Actually, the bounce house idea would be bad news. It would turn out like the tar pits, with kids getting stuck in Jeff's rolls. Big time lawsuit.
Skinny
You guys are rude.
Anonymous
Where's JEFF?
Ever go to New Orleans/Mardi Gras Skinny?
Austin
Where's that chick Becky at? She got good tits? Where she live?
Gary J.
Somewhere in OREGON
Going to bed. I will post your comments in the morning. Leave a voicemail if you like. It should post immediately. Keep your goals focussed. Let's try to watch the language. It is a pain to edit post's @@@@
Final Fifty,
The Captain
Headed to South Beach for New Years. Got the hook up with the hotties. Jeff's got the deep fry with the fatties.
Keepin' it Real
Workin' on the Slammy
Jeff's at Denny's
Moons Over My Hammy
Skinny out for '06!!!
Unfortunately Jeff, I see that nothing has changed. Your message is being lost in the juvenile chatter. This website has lost its potential, it is a real disappointment. Fortunately, I have been able to seek encouragement in my struggle from legitimate and compassionate sources. I dare not mention thoses sites on this carnival, it may attract the hyenas as well.
With that said, I hope you have a prosperous and fruitfull new year Jeff.
Judith
Judith,
Have a happy new year. Sometimes free speech is tough. However, I can tell you since I have lost weight, that what is said on this site by the hyenas, which is mean for the most part, is said behind overweight and obese peoples back everyday. I have said it before. If a person can't stand up to hyenas and jackals how can that person ever say no to a snickers,ice cream,etc and people who push food on us. I really recommend Dr. Phil's book and CD"the ultimate weight loss solution solution" The CD's are the best. Take care Judith.
Jeff
Gang,
I am heading out for more chainsawing. I will post your comments. Please go a 4 letter word diet. Use them only in moderation.
The Captain
Hyenas? If you hadn't eaten like a hyena your whole life Judith you wouldn't weigh a ton. Why don't you and Jeff go chew on a Zebra or something.
Blake, so long fatties, heading to Florida for a week.
I will not eat green eggs and ham... Dr. Seuss
I'll fuckin' eat anything with ham... Jeff Rhodes
Jeff likes bacon, Jeff likes ham, Jeff's at Denny's eating his 8th Grand Slam!
The HOOKER...Often imitated, but never duplicated.
Gang,
Herbal T had a difficult time leaving a comment. He left me a voicemail and I transferred it to Final Fifty voicemail. I will call him and tell him to push the comment button. Happy New Years
The Captain
Jeff,
Vince Neil is having a cruise,http://www.motleycruise.org/ You and Gerbil should go as a couple. It would be a bargain. The two of you will eat over $3000.00 worth of food while you are doing your physcobabble goal setting. Titus could also try to benchpress you guys.
Jimmy
Happy new years Jeff!
Becky
I couldn't view the video. I feel like i'm missing out now lol
Don't worry about that smartass. It's funny how all the gutless commenters are "Anonymous" ppppft
Cactus,
Sometimes you need to push the play button more than once. Happy New Years.
The Captain
Becky,
Happy New Years. Leave a voicemail sometime.
Jeff
Why don't you change your name to cartoon freak or just plain freak.
Hey Circus Freak, are you the fat lady with the beard on tour with the carnival? I paid 5 bucks to see you last year.
R.Mansfield
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