I need to lose fifty pounds Twice. Here is the start of the first fifty pounds
Tuesday, April 03, 2007
Late Night Run
Thanks for the tips guys. I forgot I needed to go out for my late night run. I broke even this week. Another gooseegg. Rats! I am pondering whether to quit creatine again. I think I might be retaining to much H2O.
I just got home from my weekly bible study. The ladies and I held a special prayer for you this morning. You're site here promotes pornography and illicit behavior. I just want you to know that Jesus loves you and we pray that you will turn to him for guidance. If you like I would be more than happy to mail you a bible.
I just read the rest of your blog. Disregard my last comment.
Stay on the creatine. It's good for your brain (do a search) as well as your muscle. You want to burn fat, not lose water. If you want to see the scale go down just to feel good for a week, cycle off it. I always drop 3-5 pounds when I do. And when I get back on it?
I put it right back on. Who cares? Actually, I prefer the way I look with creatine in me. Fuller muscle, for sure.
I would like Judith to lick the crack of my ass all the way up to the nut sac after I have been working out at the gym and doing cardio.
Then I would like her to give me the best bj that she possibly can and swallow the load.
I pray she will mail me a bible with nude photos of her in between each chapter. That will get me to read the bible a lot more.
Even better if she rubs her snatch on the spine until she cums on the bible and then mails it to me so that every time I read the bible I can smell her funky odor.
Jeff needs to shoot videos of homeless people fighting for a bucket of Church's Chicken. They could use their shopping carts as weopons. Bumper cars for poor people. That would be badass. Blockbuster
McDonald's is hosting an online reality series to discover the next Mayor McCheese for their 21st century ad campaign,I'm loving it large". Sort of an American Idol for fatties. Jeff you would be a shoe in. Blockbuster
BB I think the 1000 lb. man might give the fapton a "donut run" for his money, since he is slightly heavier. But he has that perfectly round stupid face, slap a fake mustache,or have him drink chocolte milk, and shazam,McDonald's has its new Mayor. They could pay the fapton in hamburgers,fries, and double oreo shakes. Oops,math error, it would be cheaper to pay him millions of dollars like subway does for Jarrod Fagel. Jimmy
Hey Jimmy, when Jeff says his weight is 350 or however fat he is, is he referring to just his head? Your right, that head is just as round (but bigger) than a basketball. And you are right, it is much cheaper for Mikkie D's to give him a million bucks than all the burgers he could eat.
Is all that water you are retaining in your face? Is that why your face is so fat or do you have twelve twinkies stuffed in your cheeks? Please let us know.
The Hoover Dam holds a lot of water. Your just FAT.
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Jimmy,
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Gregory
I am absulutely disgusted with your site. You have no morals, no sympathy for others, or an ounce of decency.
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ReplyDeleteJeff Rhodes,
ReplyDeleteI just got home from my weekly bible study. The ladies and I held a special prayer for you this morning. You're site here promotes pornography and illicit behavior. I just want you to know that Jesus loves you and we pray that you will turn to him for guidance. If you like I would be more than happy to mail you a bible.
Judith
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ReplyDeleteshow us some titty Judith!
ReplyDeleteI agree jeff, I hate fat people too.
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This is the best fatbashing site on the web. We need Jeff to go on Howard Stern.
ReplyDeleteBlockbuster.
I'm going to read your blog more often because of this.
ReplyDeleteI just read the rest of your blog. Disregard my last comment.
ReplyDeleteStay on the creatine. It's good for your brain (do a search) as well as your muscle. You want to burn fat, not lose water. If you want to see the scale go down just to feel good for a week, cycle off it. I always drop 3-5 pounds when I do. And when I get back on it?
I put it right back on. Who cares? Actually, I prefer the way I look with creatine in me. Fuller muscle, for sure.
I would like Judith to lick the crack of my ass all the way up to the nut sac after I have been working out at the gym and doing cardio.
ReplyDeleteThen I would like her to give me the best bj that she possibly can and swallow the load.
I pray she will mail me a bible with nude photos of her in between each chapter. That will get me to read the bible a lot more.
Even better if she rubs her snatch on the spine until she cums on the bible and then mails it to me so that every time I read the bible I can smell her funky odor.
Judith, I am praying for you.
Jeff needs to shoot videos of homeless people fighting for a bucket of Church's Chicken. They could use their shopping carts as weopons. Bumper cars for poor people. That would be badass.
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When I picture Jeff running in lycra one thing comes to mind, popping open a can of Pilsbury biscuits...nuff' said.
ReplyDeleteSpider you are truly sick and I love you for it, me-oh-my-oh.
Sally NC
Show us some titty Sally
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to Dave, Basher, and Jimmy? Did Jeff eat them? Jeff's fat because he thinks running for office is exercise.
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BB if he did eat them they are only an appetizer. Jeff's problem is that he confuses losing elections with losing weight.
ReplyDeletewhen you ran for mayor, did everybody make fun of you becuase you got no votes? Do you think people didn't vote for you becuase you are fat?
ReplyDeleteJeff Rhodes, mayor of fatsville!, welcome to city hall, aka hometown buffet.
ReplyDeleteMcDonald's is hosting an online reality series to discover the next Mayor McCheese for their 21st century ad campaign,I'm loving it large". Sort of an American Idol for fatties. Jeff you would be a shoe in.
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More of a double(triple) chin in BB
ReplyDeleteBB I think the 1000 lb. man might give the fapton a "donut run" for his money, since he is slightly heavier. But he has that perfectly round stupid face, slap a fake mustache,or have him drink chocolte milk, and shazam,McDonald's has its new Mayor. They could pay the fapton in hamburgers,fries, and double oreo shakes. Oops,math error, it would be cheaper to pay him millions of dollars like subway does for Jarrod Fagel.
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time for a new post, beeyotch.
ReplyDeleteHey Jimmy, when Jeff says his weight is 350 or however fat he is, is he referring to just his head? Your right, that head is just as round (but bigger) than a basketball. And you are right, it is much cheaper for Mikkie D's to give him a million bucks than all the burgers he could eat.
ReplyDeleteKeepin it real, A.
Anybody have any Raid, we seem to have a spider problem.
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Is all that water you are retaining in your face? Is that why your face is so fat or do you have twelve twinkies stuffed in your cheeks? Please let us know.
ReplyDeletejudith, dont send jeff a bible , he might it eat it !!!! by the way how about some more nudie pics. the others were fabulous
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