Add to My Profile | More VideosBret Silva,AKA Herbal T, has recently lost over 50 lbs in his pursuit of a musical "rap" career. T desrves a big Final Fifty congratulations. Lates, The Captain
Herbal T will win a grammy before Jeff loses his weight. Jimmy p.s. I thought K-FED was the ultimate no talent nothing until I saw a video of this loser. Federline is at least in shape and not blimped out like Jeff and Gerbal T.
Oh by the way, "lates"? What are you now, some pimp? Start pimping Steph and all the other fat chicks that you know. You might make enough to buy a cheeseburger.
Where's the pics Jeff? If you have really lost that must weight, prove it. Post a pic of you in a speedo. That other guy is right, I don't think you've lost shit.
If Herbal T takes the Grammy, Jeff would eat it because it sounds like graham cracker. Herbal T would be all happy he won until he finds Jeff with marshmallows and chocolate all over the place eating his award. The only way to avoid this is to tell Jeff he won a "Veggie" or "Frutie" or something.
Herbal T???? The only fans this guy has are on his ceiling!!! This dude is a freak of nature, just like yourself Jeff, except smaller. The only rapping Herbal T should be doing is wrapping hot dogs in bacon for you Jeff. This site is a complete joke as always...A bunch a pics of fat people and now a rapper dude talking to Scotty...Guess that makes you the Captain "KIRK".
Where's that pic of yourself? Are you waiting for the satellite to hover over Cali again, so it can take your picture.
Gotta run...literally... 6:00 the morning everyday for the last 429 days. HOOKIN' it up!!!!!
Jeff, whats the deal? Can't find a camera with a wide enough lens to take your picture? Enough is enough. POST YOUR PICTURES. If I have to contact NASA for you to see if we can use the Hubble, let me know, I have friends in Houston.
Hello Jeff, I was wondering if you used to break Santa's leg when you would sit on his lap at Christmas as a child? Carmen, ND In shape and loving it!!!
i was wondering if i could have a couple of herbals shirts?? i figure 2 or 3 of them would save me about 300 bucks in toilet paper costs!! see, fat people do serve a useful purpose afterall. patrick h. p.s. i was wondering if i could interview loser t. for my blog??? get some useful laughs, let me know
wassup dude, Heard about your website at school this afternoon. A few people were talking about it. Just checking it out. You got some funny ass shit on here bro. I workout a lot too. I play collegiate sports, so I have to. I feel it gives me a right to make fun of the fatties too. Maybe we can hook up for a few beers if I'm out in Cali at the beginning of February. I just wanted to respond to an earlier post that I read. We jacked up this fat old lady really good a few weeks ago. Long story short.....She's got a wheelchair ramp into her house front door. My buddies and I took some of the bolts out of the legs of the ramp and replaced them with really thin cotter pins. When this bitch got home from shopping or whatever she does, she got about 3/4 of the way up the ramp in her motorized wheelchair before the whole thing collapsed. You should have heard it. It sounded like a wrecking yard. Metal crashing and bending.....And here fat ass falling 4-5 feet right onto the bird bath. Damn right hilarious man!!! Wish you could have been there. Keep it real dude and make sure that fat guy Jeff gets what he deserves.
Kalib Buchanan North Carolina
P.S. Mark my words, the Tar Heels are going to kick some ass this year buddy. Stay Cool.
You guys have it all wrong. The 2 on Gerbil T's jersey is the number of CD's he's going to sell when his album comes out. He'll sell one to Jeff, which he will probably end up eating and he'll sell the other one to himself.
Go back to your exercise wheel in your cage Gerbil T.
Hey Jeff, I just bought a new boat, pretty cool huh. Can't beleve the price of boat covers though. Could you send me one of your t-shirts? If its too big I can trim it to fit.
Greg and Becky, I hope you had a great Christmas. I just got back from a 5 and 1/2 mile walk. I am going to do a weigh in next Saturday morning. Hopefully, I will at least break even with the old bearded man and possible with some luck,snatch a few pounds away from him. I talked with Herbal T tonight and he said he would visit the site and have a dialog with his fans. Keeping it lean, but never mean. The Captain
Hey there Becky, How about the mailman, me, and you in a threesome. I'll deliver the package right to your back door, while the mailman puts his package in your "envelope". OH YAAA!!!! After it's all over you can lick my rubber stamper. You're thinking about, huh. "FIRST CLASS SEAL OF APPROVAL" Love to hear back from you Becky. Austin
Good idea Andy, Maybe you can trade Jeff one of his T-shirts for one of your 12ft. rope tie downs on your boat.....He can use that 12ft rope as a seat belt to go around that fat ass belly of his. George, OR
Hey Andy, be careful about using Jeff's t-shirt as a boat cover. I know its big enough to make probably two boat covers, but you don't want the grease on his t-shirt staining your boat. And all the crumbs on his shirt might attract a family of racoons or something. Plus the sweat rings might taint your upholstry.
I had a good day chain sawing burned tons of calories. Going to walk a 5 miler tonight. Remember, the slogan of finalfifty.com,"lean,but never mean" The Captain p.s. Looking forward to weigh in on Saturday
What does the T stand for in Gerbil T? I think Jeff is delusional from eating to many Ho Ho's. He watched Texas Chainsaw massacre and thought he got some exercise. Jimmy
Had a good day "chain sawing"? Is that what you call it when you eat Jeff? Do you have to stop and sharpen your teeth halfway through? I'm sure it's tough trying to bite through bone with dull teeth.
Congrats Herbal T and Jeff for all your weight loss. You guys are motivating me to work out harder.
ReplyDeleteGregory
Herbal T will win a grammy before Jeff loses his weight.
ReplyDeleteJimmy
p.s. I thought K-FED was the ultimate no talent nothing until I saw a video of this loser. Federline is at least in shape and not blimped out like Jeff and Gerbal T.
Gregory,
ReplyDeleteHave a merry Christmas. I just got back from a 4 mile walk. Keep up the good work!!!!
The Captain
Oh by the way, "lates"? What are you now, some pimp? Start pimping Steph and all the other fat chicks that you know. You might make enough to buy a cheeseburger.
ReplyDeleteBlake
you need to go on a 4000 mile walk.
ReplyDeletecongrats herbal on your crap career! why don't you make jeff one of your backup dancers! that will sell some albums.
ReplyDeleteWhere's the pics Jeff? If you have really lost that must weight, prove it. Post a pic of you in a speedo. That other guy is right, I don't think you've lost shit.
ReplyDeleteIf Herbal T takes the Grammy, Jeff would eat it because it sounds like graham cracker. Herbal T would be all happy he won until he finds Jeff with marshmallows and chocolate all over the place eating his award. The only way to avoid this is to tell Jeff he won a "Veggie" or "Frutie" or something.
ReplyDeleteBo Skinny
St. Louis, MO
make sure you don't eat too much for x-mas. Yeah Right!!! you're gonna gain back the 100 pounds you lost plus some!!! Chow down Porky.
ReplyDeleteHerbal T???? The only fans this guy has are on his ceiling!!! This dude is a freak of nature, just like yourself Jeff, except smaller. The only rapping Herbal T should be doing is wrapping hot dogs in bacon for you Jeff. This site is a complete joke as always...A bunch a pics of fat people and now a rapper dude talking to Scotty...Guess that makes you the Captain "KIRK".
ReplyDeleteWhere's that pic of yourself? Are you waiting for the satellite to hover over Cali again, so it can take your picture.
Gotta run...literally... 6:00 the morning everyday for the last 429 days. HOOKIN' it up!!!!!
Jeff: Please don't try to play santa this year. We don't want you to get stuck in the chimney.
ReplyDeleteShopping list for Rhodes's Family Christmas:
ReplyDelete1. Twelve large turkeys
2. Fourteen x-large hams
3. 20 gallons gravy
4. 50 pounds of potatoes
5. 24 pumpkin pies
6. 10 gallons eggnog
serves 2 (Jeff and his girlfriend/wife)
the two on herbals jersey, is that his IQ?
ReplyDeleteMerry Fatness!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI wanted to send you a sports bra for Christmas, is your cup size D or Double DD?
ReplyDeleteBack in town, Ted
herb T's boobs are bigger than my girlfriends....and she's had implants.
ReplyDeletePlease keep it nice guys, Jeff is trying really hard to accomplish something wonderful.
ReplyDeleteBecky - and no I am not obese
Whose boobs are bigger Jeff? Yours or Herbals?
ReplyDeleteTed
Jeff, whats the deal? Can't find a camera with a wide enough lens to take your picture? Enough is enough. POST YOUR PICTURES. If I have to contact NASA for you to see if we can use the Hubble, let me know, I have friends in Houston.
ReplyDeleteBlake
myspace.com/a place for freaks
ReplyDeleteHello Jeff,
ReplyDeleteI was wondering if you used to break Santa's leg when you would sit on his lap at Christmas as a child?
Carmen, ND
In shape and loving it!!!
i was wondering if i could have a couple of herbals shirts?? i figure 2 or 3 of them would save me about 300 bucks in toilet paper costs!! see, fat people do serve a useful purpose afterall. patrick h. p.s. i was wondering if i could interview loser t. for my blog??? get some useful laughs, let me know
ReplyDeletewassup dude, Heard about your website at school this afternoon. A few people were talking about it. Just checking it out. You got some funny ass shit on here bro. I workout a lot too. I play collegiate sports, so I have to. I feel it gives me a right to make fun of the fatties too. Maybe we can hook up for a few beers if I'm out in Cali at the beginning of February. I just wanted to respond to an earlier post that I read. We jacked up this fat old lady really good a few weeks ago. Long story short.....She's got a wheelchair ramp into her house front door. My buddies and I took some of the bolts out of the legs of the ramp and replaced them with really thin cotter pins. When this bitch got home from shopping or whatever she does, she got about 3/4 of the way up the ramp in her motorized wheelchair before the whole thing collapsed. You should have heard it. It sounded like a wrecking yard. Metal crashing and bending.....And here fat ass falling 4-5 feet right onto the bird bath. Damn right hilarious man!!! Wish you could have been there. Keep it real dude and make sure that fat guy Jeff gets what he deserves.
ReplyDeleteKalib Buchanan
North Carolina
P.S. Mark my words, the Tar Heels are going to kick some ass this year buddy. Stay Cool.
Wanted to know if your gay rapper friend and you are thinking about doing any FATBOYS cover songs.
ReplyDeleteHope you break your tooth on a jawbreaker!!!
Prostitution has always been a detriment to society...They never said anything about HOOKIN'
You guys have it all wrong. The 2 on Gerbil T's jersey is the number of CD's he's going to sell when his album comes out. He'll sell one to Jeff, which he will probably end up eating and he'll sell the other one to himself.
ReplyDeleteGo back to your exercise wheel in your cage Gerbil T.
I've never met a HOOKER I didn't like!!!
Jeff has Tar Heels too....from the holes in the asphalt when he runs.
ReplyDeleteBo Skinny
St. Louis, MO
Hey Jeff, I just bought a new boat, pretty cool huh. Can't beleve the price of boat covers though. Could you send me one of your t-shirts? If its too big I can trim it to fit.
ReplyDeletethanks,
Andy, Havasu
Greg and Becky,
ReplyDeleteI hope you had a great Christmas. I just got back from a 5 and 1/2 mile walk. I am going to do a weigh in next Saturday morning. Hopefully, I will at least break even with the old bearded man and possible with some luck,snatch a few pounds away from him. I talked with Herbal T tonight and he said he would visit the site and have a dialog with his fans. Keeping it lean, but never mean.
The Captain
Hey there Becky, How about the mailman, me, and you in a threesome. I'll deliver the package right to your back door, while the mailman puts his package in your "envelope". OH YAAA!!!! After it's all over you can lick my rubber stamper. You're thinking about, huh. "FIRST CLASS SEAL OF APPROVAL" Love to hear back from you Becky. Austin
ReplyDeleteI wonder how much it would cost to mail Jeff accross the country first class? Maybe all of us on the site could pitch in.
ReplyDeleteJimmy
Good idea Andy, Maybe you can trade Jeff one of his T-shirts for one of your 12ft. rope tie downs on your boat.....He can use that 12ft rope as a seat belt to go around that fat ass belly of his. George, OR
ReplyDeleteJeff,
ReplyDeleteWhen have you ever kept it lean???
Erin
P.S. Your site is disgusting.
Jimmy,
ReplyDeleteThere isn't enough bloggers on this site to mail Gerbal T,let alone Jeff. Duh McFly
Doesn't your wife/girlfriend/gay partner get mad when you call him/her "the old bearded man"
ReplyDeleteGary, Bend, Oregon
Why not ship him on a train with all the other elephants? HA HA
ReplyDeleteThe allmighty HOOKER
Hooker,
ReplyDeleteThat is some out of the box thinking. Sorry, I don't want to remind Jeff of his favorite restraunt "Jack in the Box"
Jimmy
Austin, I can only imagine if Becky was in Rhode Island. I'd stuff her "box" full of "male". COME AND GET IT!!!!
ReplyDeleteA HOOKER gets what a HOOKER wants!
Well I am going ot go to bed. I will post all of your comments tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteThe Captain
Hey Becky, I would love to Jack in the Box. It's all yours baby.
ReplyDeleteHenry, Eugene, OR
Yogi's going to hibernate.
ReplyDeleteJimmy
OK Captain Crunch!!!
ReplyDeleteAustin
Last one, see you guys tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteCaptain out!!!
Hibernate? Hell no! He's going to a midnight buffet and won't be back for 8 hours.
ReplyDeleteTommy "The Cock" Edwards
Last one? Last one what? Last buffet until tomarrow morning?
ReplyDeleteTommy "The Cock" Edwards
your wife has a beard?
ReplyDeleteHey Andy, be careful about using Jeff's t-shirt as a boat cover. I know its big enough to make probably two boat covers, but you don't want the grease on his t-shirt staining your boat. And all the crumbs on his shirt might attract a family of racoons or something. Plus the sweat rings might taint your upholstry.
ReplyDeleteBetter stick to e-bay.
Blake
P.S. Good job on the boat though, bitches dig em'
You may be right Jimmy, as fat as Jeff is though he might hibernate for the next three years. (and still be fat)
ReplyDeletei don't think any of us could afford to mail Jeff to the next town Jimmy, let alone across the country. that would bankrupt Bill Gates.
ReplyDeleteSlim Jim
I had a good day chain sawing burned tons of calories. Going to walk a 5 miler tonight. Remember, the slogan of finalfifty.com,"lean,but never mean"
ReplyDeleteThe Captain
p.s. Looking forward to weigh in on Saturday
jeff luv the format. great fat rippin' site Fat people SUCK!!!!!
ReplyDeletekeep it up.
Chainsaw? What did you do, cut up a cow or two to eat for lunch? Maybe a sheep for desert?
ReplyDeleteErik D.
Jeff baked the largest cake in the world this morning. It was so big it took him all day to slice it with a chainsaw. Then he ate it in five minutes.
ReplyDeleteHey thats mean Erik, actually Jeff was using the chainsaw to shave his back.
ReplyDeleteBlake
It was actually his girlfriends back Blake!
ReplyDeleteErik
cool shit dude, comments post like instantly now.
ReplyDeletewhere you from Erik?
ReplyDeleteWhat does the T stand for in Gerbil T? I think Jeff is delusional from eating to many Ho Ho's. He watched Texas Chainsaw massacre and thought he got some exercise.
ReplyDeleteJimmy
Denver, you?
ReplyDeleteThis website is a massacre
ReplyDeleteAZ bro
ReplyDeleteright on, used to date a bitch from Scottsdale, worked at Hooters down on Mill St by ASU.
ReplyDeleteDenver's cool, love the ball park there, Rockies suck though.
ReplyDeleteFuck yeah they do, Im from southern Cali originally, Dodgers all the way - just up here working construction, too much fuckin snow to work right now.
ReplyDeletelater man, gotta go pick up the bitch right now, runnin late
ReplyDeletelater
ReplyDeleteAnyone else on right now?
ReplyDeleteBlake
Yeah Blake this is Becky, you guys are sooo rude.
ReplyDeleteThats the point Becky, you some fattie looking for guidance or something.
ReplyDeleteBlake, you still on, Ted Here.
ReplyDeleteWalking five miles? That must be the distance from Jeff's house to the Hometown, then to KFC for dessert, then back home again.
ReplyDeleteTED
you guys are all twisted.
ReplyDeleteRefuse to give name for fear of reprisal.
Had a good day "chain sawing"? Is that what you call it when you eat Jeff? Do you have to stop and sharpen your teeth halfway through? I'm sure it's tough trying to bite through bone with dull teeth.
ReplyDeleteBo Skinny
St. Louis