When I was in High School a friend of mine wrote a movie review. I brought this up at our 20 year reunion a few months ago. We both laughed. The title was,"Up the Creek is down the tubes" He received an A on the report.
I am not weighing in tommorrow because my diet today was DOWN THE TUBES!!!! and I got a big fat F. Although I am going to do alot of cardio tonight, it won't make up for a very very bad day. I will weigh in on Monday. It's time to throw the Hail Mary. Where is Doug Flutie when we need him?
Final Fifty,
Jeff Rhodes
When you were at your reunion, did everyone wonder how you got so fat?
ReplyDeleteKurt Jenkins
It sounds like your diet has been down the tubes for more than just a day...Try 37 or 38 years!
ReplyDeleteJust out doin' a little HOOKIN'
THE HOOKER
Where is everybody?
ReplyDeleteGerald Evans
Palm Springs, CA
I am going to go to bed. I will post all of your comments Friday afternoon. I didn't get the cardio in either ughh!!! Interception: Game Over.
ReplyDeleteFinal Fifty,
Jeff Rhodes
Oh, Friday afternoon??? Isn't that about the time you usually finish your THIRD lunch?
ReplyDeleteKurt Jenkins
Does anyone on here know how to reach Jeff Rhodes? If so, it would be funny to get a camera and record the fat bastard as he come out of his house to do his running. Post it on YouTube or MetaCafe, and make a little green. Give Porky a $100 and everybody's happy. Which ones of ya live in Cali? Anyone near his town?
ReplyDeleteSkinny Jimmy
Mississippi
Cause I always gets the 'skinny'
Did anyone recognize you at your reunion, or did they just refer to you as "BLOB"?
ReplyDeleteKurt Jenkins
In your audio blog, you said you had a political business. Have you ever thought of running for office?
ReplyDeleteThat was a stupid question...Let me rephrase that. Have you ever thought of running, or even walking?
Anyone else surprised by Jeff's big fat F. Not me. Once fat, forever fat.
ReplyDeleteHi Jeff. How are you doing? It's Tom from Arizon... Hi Jeff. How are you doing? It's Tom from Arizona here. Sorry I haven't wrote to you in a long time. It's OK that you are not losing weight. My dad tried to lose weight last week and he couldn't either. My brother keeps saying you could never score with hot chicks, and if I want to be a loser like you, I should start my own website. It's not all about getting ### you know. It's more fun to talk to pretty girls on the internet. That way you can send them pictures that aren't really you. Then they think you are a stud. It's pretty cool, but I'm sure you have done that a bunch a times. I just now asked my brother if he likes your site and he said "OH YEA, It is the most popular site at Arizona State University". I think he was being sarcastic..He doesn't like it, I think. He keeps bragging to his friends how he had ####### in the men's bathroom during a test. I told him he really missed out on some good blogging on the FINALFIFTY.com site. Don't you think blogging is better than a threesome Jeff? It is isn't it? Well, keep trying to lose weight. And keep doing good blogging. I've got to go. It after 2 a.m. It's cool what you doing and thanks for having a great site.
ReplyDeleteYour friend and supporter,
Tom
I live in Arizona
I hope all of those obnoxious #### have died and ... I hope all of those obnoxious cocks have died and gone to hell!! Who calls themselves the HOOKER? Someone who is probably infested with diseases and psychological problems. I hope rot in hell for all of the mean things they have said
ReplyDeleteTina,
Arizona
Wow!!! A site ran by a self professed fattie and comments by self loathing fatties. What a circus. This site really makes the world a better place.
ReplyDeleteI will be back online Friday night and post the new comments. I hit over 4000 calories yesterday, but today I am going to glide into 1500 with Sat. and Sun. 1800. The score is 0-0 and kickoff has just started. How is your weight loss plans going?
ReplyDeleteFinal Fifty,
Jeff Rhodes
According to your last blog. "You both laughed"...What you didn't know was your friend was laughing AT you and how you let yourself get so fat.
ReplyDelete"you got a big fat F"...You ALWAYS get F's and big fat ones are for big fat people.
"Where's Doug Flutie"?...Why, is he going to help you lose weight? I though Doug Flutie was a quarterback, not a gastric bypass surgeon. Unless your trying out to be a wide receiver...(wide, yes) (receiver for food maybe). But, where I'm from, we call those DUMPSTERS!!! OH, I get it, you're a dumpster.
You'll always be fat...Get the surgery ya loser and quit your whining.
Lose some weight dumpster!!!
Gerald Evans
Palm Springs, CA
Friday night??? Why, are you going to eat breakfast all day long?
ReplyDeleteAs far as the game goes, IT'S OVER!!! 0-0 is the final score. Put a 4 in front of the score and that's what your weight will be. Yip, 400... That's what the oddmakers in Vegas are saying, but I'm taking the over on that one. Money in bank.
Greg Tinley
California
In your fantasy football game, the ball is a HAM, and the cheerleaders are bacon slices with arm and legs of sausage. You are ALWAYS on the OFFENSE. You've got control of the HAM at all times. You never want to pass the HAM to anyone, you always want to run with it. (I'm not sure about "running" with it...maybe just sitting on it) You will NEVER hand it off to anyone. Or, maybe you just stay in a huddle, just eating the HAM. The point is that you always have POSSESSION of the HAM. You never eat up the clock...just the ham!!!
ReplyDeleteThat's some sports radio/internet news for all you sports junkies out there. This has been a broadcast of Lunchtime "HOOKER" Sports. When your HOOKED your "HOOKED"
I dont need a weightloss plan. I am not hopelessly fat like you Jeff.
ReplyDeleteAnother thing, funny that the score is zero. Same amount of weight you will lose by the end of the year.
ReplyDeleteHey Jeff,
ReplyDeleteWhen you were in High School were you president of FFA?
FUTURE FATTIES OF AMERICA
Ted
Jeff is so huge he has his own zip code......
ReplyDeleteJeff is so fat when he jogs wearing his yellow sweats people think he is a school bus........
ReplyDeleteIn fact, Jeff is so fat he has smaller fat people orbiting around him.
ReplyDeleteR.D.
The Hooker's hookin and Jeff is cookin
ReplyDeleteMaybe you should have tried movie reviews. Obviously all you have ever reviewed if food, and lots of it.
ReplyDeleteIt's friday night, where is Jeff? Oh wait a minute, Hometown is probably still open.
ReplyDeletemaybe Jeff's fingers got so fat he can't type anymore. C'mon porkchop, update your site so we have something to laugh at.
ReplyDeleteMr. T
Blake,
ReplyDeleteI will have to edit your post on Sunday.
I had a good day today. The captain is rebuilding his team.
Final Fifty,
Jeff Rhodes
Me and my buddies have a little side wager on where you weigh yourself at. I say you use the livestock scales at one of the local dairies. My buddies insist you must use a truck scale. Please let us know, we've got a twelve pack riding on this.
ReplyDeleteKyle
quit eating meat you murderer. I know you do. The only way you can possibly get that fat is by eating animals. Your obesity is the punishment for your crimes against nature.
ReplyDeleteHey Jeff, Utopia here. My roommate told me about your site. We live in Seattle. I apologise about some of the stuff she said, I told her you are probably a nice guy. Have you considered going vegan? Vegans never suffer from obesity or the problems that plague meat eaters, like hi blood pressure, etc. Just an idea to help you live healthier. Good luck to you Jeff.
ReplyDeleteI hope you stay fat forever.
ReplyDeleteThin in Seattle
what the @@@@
ReplyDeleteBlake
I was on autoblog.com tonite. Fat people are help... I was on autoblog.com tonite. Fat people are helping to ruin the environment. It is true. Stats show that in this country alone 2.2 billion dollars a year are wasted on fuel because people are fat. It takes more energy for a car to carry fat people. In fact, fat people are guilty of overconsuming on many levels (food obviously). This world cannot afford fat people any longer. Tax fat people or something. Our environment is going to hell and all these people want to do is ###### eat. It makes me sick. I am a vegan who rides a bike and I see these fat asses riding in SUV's and minivans pulling through the McDonald's drive throughs ordering their supersized #### meals. Makes me ###### want to puke. Fat people piss me off.
ReplyDeletePissed off in Seattle
I think Jeff calls himself the captain because it reminds him of his favorite breakfast cereal"Captain Crunch"
ReplyDeleteWhat in the hell is a Vegan? Sounds like some crap off star trek or something. Are you an alien?
ReplyDeleteHi Jeff!
ReplyDeletePlease visit Peta.org. They have a great vegan starter kit you can download full of great (and cruelty free) recipes. Please give it a try and pass it on to your fans.
Utopia
Why don't you post some before and after pics so we have something to really laugh at.
ReplyDeleteBlake
How many turkeys are you going to eat today Jeff?
ReplyDeleteGreat job!!!
ReplyDeleteI am so proud of you!
Did you get a chance to check out the vegan info Jeff?
Utopia