The Captain barely broke even with the big bird. However, I should be able to snatch a pound away from the old bearded man next month. Hopefully I still won't be nursing an injury that I sustained at the track last week. Remember,stretch stretch and stretch some more. Keepin it lean, but never mean.
Final Fifty,
Jeff Rhodes
the only thing your breakin is the scales lard butt.
ReplyDeleteWhat did you do at the track, break your foot when you got out of your car?
ReplyDeleteASU RULES!!!!
Oh Jeff, you are so hot...come to AZ, I will definately make it worth your time big boy.
ReplyDeleteNikki
What happened to you at the track last week? I was thinking you maybe fell and hurt your knee when you were running.........to the SNACK BAR
ReplyDeleteEdwyn
Atascadero, California
P.S. Funny site you got here. We definately have that in common Jeff. We both love ripping on fat suckers.
-Ed
Were you at the Hollywood Park Racetrack.....Running with all of the other horses!
ReplyDeleteGive up dude...It's your only hope.
Jake
Van Nuys, CA
Keepin' it lean? Good one fatso. I prefer to keep it mean.
ReplyDeleteTed
It's hopeless man. Just get the surgery and move on.
ReplyDeleteYou gonna snatch a pound away from the old bearded man huh? At least I know you have a girlfriend now! She don't get mad when you call her that? What injury did you sustain? A sore jaw from eating to much turkey and cranberry.
ReplyDeleteThere's only one way to do it and that's HOOKER STYLE.
Where do live in Arizona Nikki? I'm going to send the animal control center out and have them put your fat ass in a cage.
You should post a pic of yourself. I just got a brand new 62" widescreen, so you should be able to fit on the screen.
ReplyDeletePimpin' it the only way I know how.
The Rhode Island Hooker
An injury at the track? I didn't know you bet on the ponies. What happened? Did a horse kick you because you were trying to steal some food from out in the stables.
ReplyDeleteJust having a grand ol' HOOKIN' time.
See ya at the glue factory fatso.
Is this site for real or a parody/satire site?
ReplyDeletecynical in TX
hey maddog.
ReplyDeletebelgrade1861 here. did u see Devito on babs walters or the view or whatever it was?Hollywood is so damn dumb it's obscene. People couldn't figure out if he was drunk, dumb, or retarded or what.
Almaden wine is pretty good. Share the plan.
Almaden wine rocks. I love drinkin' that #### when... Almaden wine rocks. I love drinkin' that shit when I get high. The buzz is out of this world. Ever drink Cuervo Gold Tequila with Almaden White chasers. A real rush man.
ReplyDeleteSID, Alaska
The magic is in the herb my friends. Relax and let mother nature take control. Let your body ride like a soaring bird across the clouds. Become one with wind, as your spirit is lifted over trees.
ReplyDeleteRide on,
Ulysses
Any older big women looking to hook up this weekend in Las Vegas. The trip is on me. Will pay for flight and room. You must be late 40's to early 60's. Mature to say the least. The larger the better. Hit me up.
ReplyDeleteRobert
Nevada
This is a serious question Jeff. What weighs more.....You or a baby elephant? I know your not like really fat, like a full grown elephant. Are you as big a baby elephant or bigger? Please answer as soon as possible. I bet my friend $20 you aren't.
ReplyDeleteTroy, San Diego, CA
By the way, cool site. Good luck in weight loss. Stay skinny.
Troy, San Diego, CA
Oh that's easy!!! Jeff is probably bigger than a baby elephant. In fact, he is about the weight of 2 year old African Elephant with a healthy food supply.
ReplyDeleteLawerence
Tempe, Arizona
Ha Ha. That's funny. Maybe you could take Jeff in for show and tell one day at school. Although you would have to get permission from the circus because he might have a show that night.
ReplyDeleteClyde, Arizona
Rock on ASU
Sutter Home is my poison of choice. Almaden ranks high though. What's up with Gallo at the present time. Hope they have something in the plans for 07. Can't wait.
ReplyDeleteWalt
California
Maybe Jeff should start hanging out with Paris and Britney? They are both thin!!!
ReplyDeleteASU and Virginia Tech bite me
USC rules
I rather be fat like Jeff than be a USC fan...OK, well maybe not that fat.
ReplyDeleteStevie
Gold Rush Country
ASU Sucks!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI hope you enjoyed eating the flesh of the turkey you murdered.
ReplyDeletestill angry in Seattle
Robert, you are one sick individual. Going hogging in Vegas, huh? I wish I could help you but I don't know (or want to know) any fat chicks. I think you need to find some help. Seek out a therapist. I think you are mentally ill.
ReplyDeleteJ.D.
Is this website for drunk fat people?
ReplyDeleteTroy in San Diego,
ReplyDeleteLets take a look at your question regarding the baby elephant. At birth Troy, a baby elephant weighs approximately 300-350 lbs. So at his heaviest, Jeff was actually larger than a full term healthy elephant. Now, since Jeff has lost some of this weight, he is actually smaller than the average baby elephant. In comparison, the average hippo at birth is 200 pounds. So if you and your friends suggested Jeff was larger than a baby hippo, you would be correct.
So the bottom line. Jeff is smaller than an elephant and larger than a hippo.
Roger
Hey Nikki, you a hooker? How bout a freebie? I'm much better looking than Jeff.
ReplyDeleteHook me up girl.
Blake
Florida is going to kill Ohio State
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